Ted Cruz Lands A Brutal Parting Shot ... To Heidi's Face

TKO FOR GOLDMAN SACHS AND HEIDI

Heidi's battered mug sums up Goldman Sachs' night.

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GOLDMAN SACHS TAKES IT ON THE CHINDIANA

By John Titus

Could Tuesday's Indiana primary have gone any worse for the most arrogant criminal banking enterprise in the world?

First, the bank's Republican candidate Ted Cruz gets waxed so badly in must-win Indiana that he drops out of the race. Ted borrowed $1 million from Goldman Sachs and then concealed the low-interest loan from the Federal Election Commission.

Next, the bank's Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton not only gets upset, but crushed--by a Socialist in a state where the #1 industry is high school basketball. Goldman paid Hillary $675,000 for future criminal immunity three speeches, the transcripts of which Clinton continues refusing to disclose.

Now, you might think that going 0-2 on a two-party ticket parlay is as bad as it could get for the bank, and you'd have been right if it weren't for the fact that Heidi Cruz is a Managing Director at Goldman Sachs.

Alas. Ted's fists and elbows of fury wasted no time pummeling the Goldman director's face as he conceded that his presidential bid was over at last. The savage beating captured all of the grace and honor of Ted's campaign run, which was propped up by delegate theft from Trump and fraudulent misrepresentation against Carson.

Let's all join Ted and bow our heads to thank sweet baby Jesus that this shit is finally over.

Post authored by John Titus/Cheyenne

Comments

[skinflint]

When Heidi was asked why she still is married to Ted, her reply was,
"Beats me."
This is not so much a concession speech as it was a concussion speech.

[DailyBail]

That's a winning line.

Another winning line is 'Goldman Takes It On The Chindiana'

He nails her 3 times in this clip. First the fist, then the elbow and then a subtle third blow on the cheek as the elbow/arm comes back. He's a flippin' oaf. And how 'bout Cheyenne's post. The Carolina heathen can write. Rocket scientist turned patent lawyer turned filmmaker turned Tom Wolfe. But I wrote Chindiana so yeah I got that going for me...

[Insidious]

Really liked the article. To the point, i wish it was longer. I'm sure you could have pulled more rabbits out of the hat. Please do another one, but too bad Lyin Ted is out of the race. Crooked Hillary will explode the internet if articles like this are written.

[Cheyenne]

Agree w/DB, skin, that's line's almost as solid as Ted's right hook. We're roughly the same age, Ted and I, so we grew up in the golden era of imaginative kid's toys. One was Rock-Em-Sock-Em Robots.

http://www.amazon.com/35TH-Anniversary-Rock-Sock-Robots/dp/B00005BY8V

Jesus, I didn't know until last night that anyone, much less a presidential contender, considered the damn things a role model. To me they were just a guilty pleasure, a pretty dumb one in retrospect...

Don't worry, Inisdious. I trawled the Internet much of last night just looking for Hillary material and... it's there in abundance. I haven't looked forward to an election season like this in 30 years.

"Chindiana" is the best touch in the piece, DB. You don't fuck around when it comes to anything within sniffing distance of a headline.

[john]

Elizabeth Warren goes on warpath….Supports Goldman candidate.

http://mobile.twitter.com/elizabethforma/status/727692197148119040

[DailyBail]

INSIDIOUS

First of all I love that you post here on the site. I always enjoy your comments. I hope you become one of the regulars here. So, here's the deal with our commentary.I have made the choice that the content is more important than having full commentary for most posts. There just isn't time to do both if we want to move on to the next story.

[DailyBail]

Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots were one of the 5 all-time greatest toys of my childhood. My brother and I would battle with those bastards for hours on end. I think my favorite toy of all time was the Evel Knievel motorcycle launcher. You rev up the launcher and the bike takes off like a bat out of hell. We built jumps and all kinds of shit.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Knievel-Super-Stunt-Cycle-Launcher/dp/B000IXQMLK

[DailyBail]

John Kasich to drop out

http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/04/politics/john-kasich-drops-out/

Just hit the wires.

[DailyBail]

Ten reasons why the Trump Train's given the cocky, lazy, PC-crazed Washington elite the spanking it deserves- and left Hillary shaking in her Goldman-financed boots

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3573182/PIERS-MORGAN-Ten-reasons-Trump-Train-s-given-cocky-lazy-PC-crazed-Washington-elite-spanking-deserves-left-Hillary-shaking-Goldman-financed-boots.html

Piers Morgan is the author.

[DailyBail]

'He's never going to win!' How the political 'experts' mocked Trump's run from the minute he announced it

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3572462/How-Donald-Trump-ended-facto-GOP-nominee-thought-campaign-joke.html

[Cheyenne]

"the Evel Knievel motorcycle launcher"!!! I totally forgot about that! Which is weird because I recreated the Caeser's Palace jump, which is etched into my brain, about 1000 times with that thing.

Gnip Gnop, Hungry Hungry HIppos, Ice Bird, Battleship, Operation--the list is endless.

One "toy" that I didn't know about, and I'm glad I didn't know about it, was Mattel's Horse Race Analyzer.

http://www.handheldmuseum.com/Mattel/HorseRace.htm

I damn near bought one off eBay when I found out about it once I started seriously playing the ponies later in life. I would've degenerated much sooner had I been aware of that thing as a kid.

[DailyBail]

"the Evel Knievel motorcycle launcher"!!! I totally forgot about that! Which is weird because I recreated the Caeser's Palace jump, which is etched into my brain, about 1000 times with that thing.

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That's so awesome. My brother and I built a mini Grand Canyon jump. One of these Friday night's I'm going to post some Evel jumping footage. I think I already did once.

[DailyBail]

Yep. Here's the footage:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYGGCVE2lKY

I put into a story on GM's bailout and this was your commentary:

So GM is just like Evel Knievel, is it? That's funny, because the Caesar's Palace jump has been etched in my brain for decades, and the world's largest cushion (the backs of U.S. taxpayers) was nowhere in sight. No, if Evel fell short--and fall short he did, violently and spectacularly--it was his rag doll body against pavement. He got months in a hospital bed for the risk he took, not endless bailouts. There was no moral hazard then, only death.

[Robertsgt40]

A real man could've gotten some torque on that elbow

[Sagebrush]

The Europeans and Asians are finally waking up to fact they're being blackmailed into the phony TTIP, TPP trade deals and the corporate slavery that follows if they become law. They are also aware Hillary is lying when she now claims to be against the deals. She is a totally sold out establishment Wall Street puppet and they know it. Hopefully the majority of American voters do too.

http://www.rt.com/op-edge/341801-ttip-eu-obama-us-elections/

(" Moreover, those by now famous Goldman Sachs speeches are increasingly being seen as payments for services rendered (and promised) by Hillary Clinton to the 0,0001 percent, who are, of course, in favor of global corporate America expansion.")

[pitchfork]

"I think my favorite toy of all time was the Evel Knievel motorcycle launcher. You rev up the launcher and the bike takes off like a bat out of hell. We built jumps and all kinds of shit."


One time, when I was 4, I went too fast on my tricycle, wiped out and skinned up my face and elbows. I remember the big kids calling me Evel Knieval, but I had no idea who that was.

[pitchfork]

Evel Knievel motorcycle launcher:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnSDv3xc7Vo

[DailyBail]

Bless you.

[L Garou]

The Canadian Lightweight Champ!

[Backgammon]

Great Stories today! "Chindiana" is a "Classic"!

I don't want to gloat that my Trump Train Ticket came in, But by God, he did it!!!!

Who has the funds for this Shit?

Donald Trump protesters have largely turned into angry mobs who behave far more like rioters than peaceful demonstrators. The reason why the protesters’ actions have taken a dark and criminal tone is shocking!

“Infiltrating the crowd, I learned most were from MoveOn or the Occupy movement. Soap was definitely in short supply in this crowd. Several admitted answering a Craigslist ad paying $16.00 an hour for protesters,” according to a Daily Caller report (via LifeZette.com). “These riots are poisonous to the electorate, intentionally designed to turn violent and stifle free speech.”

[Insidious]

Another winner! Just saw Lyin Ted cold cocking Heidi. I get the feeling Ted would rather give his father the tongue than have a family group hug.
POW POW, take that bitch, dad gets his first. First the fist then the elbow. Better than WWF.