TKO FOR GOLDMAN SACHS AND HEIDI
Heidi's battered mug sums up Goldman Sachs' night.
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GOLDMAN SACHS TAKES IT ON THE CHINDIANA
By John Titus
Could Tuesday's Indiana primary have gone any worse for the most arrogant criminal banking enterprise in the world?
First, the bank's Republican candidate Ted Cruz gets waxed so badly in must-win Indiana that he drops out of the race. Ted borrowed $1 million from Goldman Sachs and then concealed the low-interest loan from the Federal Election Commission.
Next, the bank's Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton not only gets upset, but crushed--by a Socialist in a state where the #1 industry is high school basketball. Goldman paid Hillary $675,000 for future criminal immunity three speeches, the transcripts of which Clinton continues refusing to disclose.
Now, you might think that going 0-2 on a two-party ticket parlay is as bad as it could get for the bank, and you'd have been right if it weren't for the fact that Heidi Cruz is a Managing Director at Goldman Sachs.
Alas. Ted's fists and elbows of fury wasted no time pummeling the Goldman director's face as he conceded that his presidential bid was over at last. The savage beating captured all of the grace and honor of Ted's campaign run, which was propped up by delegate theft from Trump and fraudulent misrepresentation against Carson.
Let's all join Ted and bow our heads to thank sweet baby Jesus that this shit is finally over.
Post authored by John Titus/Cheyenne