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Feb252011

Al Gore looking like a possessed weasel digesting bad seeds (Global Warming Poetry)

Video - Climate Change by Al Gore - Dec. 2009

Global warming poetry at it's most embarrassing.

This is a new low even for Al Gore as he reads a personal global warming poem to a CNN reporter.

The problem for Gore is that his home is a carbon-sucking machine; he traveled on more than 200 private jet flights last year (return & departure); his voice and inflection are impossible to bear, and he's the most smug, bastard ex-politician I've ever come across. 

Other than that, he just sucks as a poet...

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Climate Change Pain by His Awesomeness Al Gore

One thin September soon...A floating continent disappears
In midnight sun

Vapors rise as
Fever settles on an acid sea
Neptune's bones dissolve

Snow glides from the mountain
Ice fathers floods for a season
A hard rain comes quickly

Then dirt is parched
Kindling is placed in the forest
For the lightning's celebration

Unknown creatures
Take their leave, unmourned
Horsemen ready their stirrups

Passion seeks heroes and friends
The bell of the city
On the hill is rung

The shepherd cries
The hour of choosing has arrived
Here are your tools

 

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Dec 17, 2009 at 3:45 AM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
Roses are red
violets are blue
Al Gore sucks
and Obama does too
Dec 17, 2009 at 6:47 PM | Unregistered CommenterRecoverylessRecovery
Boring, certainly not a "must see."
Dec 18, 2009 at 1:33 AM | Unregistered CommenterSeven Samurai
It is all Agenda 21... The communitarian plan for reinventing a global government.

http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c102:H.CON.RES.353:


"We deplore the division of humankind on nationalistic grounds. We have
reached a turning point in human history where the best option is to
transcend the limits of national sovereignty and to move towards the
building of a world community. We look toward the development of a
system of world law, world order, based upon transnational government."


Humanist Manifesto, Article 12
Dec 18, 2009 at 6:30 AM | Unregistered CommenterS. Gompers
Al Gore is one of the worst silver spoon-fed, overweight, condescending, hypocritical, elitist bastards in public life today. He arrogantly continues to tell the rest of us how we should live our little mediocre lives, while he continually does just the opposite of what he preaches. I am not ordinarily a violent man, but I'd give a whole heckuva lot of my meager net worth just to have the opportunity to bury my fist in his pompous, egotistical fat face.
Dec 18, 2009 at 1:23 PM | Unregistered CommenterLeroy Jenkins
I like what Leroy just said about Al Gore. I'll take over when Leroy gets tired of beating Al's big fat ass. This guy is good for nothing piece of crap that is a waste of good oxygen. Hr has used what little influence he had as VP and somehow suckered a bunch of tree huggers in the media to give him a plug as the saviour of the enviroment. He has refused to debate the issues with those that are knowledgeable authorities that know he is full of crap and prove it daily. His prognosis of gloom and doom is as phoney as he is. The guy needs to get a volleyball named wilson and lose himself on a desert island. I got a thousand bucks that says no one will go looking for him. Good ridence to blubber boy. I wonder if he has any "real" friends? Nah! Nobody's that hard up except maybe tipper.
Dec 18, 2009 at 2:47 PM | Unregistered CommenterTom Adams
ice fathers floods. the dirt is parched.

four legs good. two legs bad.

war is peace. freedom is slavery. ignorance is strength.
Dec 18, 2009 at 2:56 PM | Unregistered Commenterst. louis, misery
Hey, what kind of way is that to treat the guy who invented the internet? tsk tsk Leroy and Tom. Sounds like somebody needs to get in touch with their feminie side....May I suggest a poetry class? Let's interpret his work

One thin September soon...A floating continent disappears
In midnight sun
(Everything looks thin to Al Gore (floating continent), even months, he disappears into a gay bar)

Vapors rise as
Fever settles on an acid sea
Neptune's bones dissolve
(Al breaks wind in the psychedelic gay bar and no one likes him (bone(R)s dissolve))

Snow glides from the mountain
Ice fathers floods for a season
A hard rain comes quickly
(this part's really gay)

Then dirt is parched
Kindling is placed in the forest
For the lightning's celebration
(This part's about Tipper - but I don't believe his kindling's been in that forest for years)

Unknown creatures
Take their leave, unmourned
Horsemen ready their stirrups
(This is a rather gory description of abortion)

Passion seeks heroes and friends
The bell of the city
On the hill is rung
(Here, he's trying to get anyone to do his wife and "ring" her "bell)

The shepherd cries
The hour of choosing has arrived
Here are your tools
(Al and his buddies (tools) have decided to go fuck sheep)

On second thought, maybe what you guys suggested would be better....
Dec 18, 2009 at 6:10 PM | Unregistered Commentermark mchugh
Seriously? No, really; Seriously?

This didn't really happen did it? Surely, he just meant to think that, not say it out loud. Or write it down.

Buffoon.
Dec 21, 2009 at 7:31 AM | Unregistered CommenterOberron4life
And, this ends all speculation, doesn't it? This is the mouthpiece of the Global Warming brigade. And he's a moron. All the other posts that have mentioned other terms to describe him, and I understand their frustration and motivation, are name calling.

But really, it isn't wrong to use the proper words to describe someone or something. He is an idiot. They who follow are idiots. Morons, rubes, buffoons. You are led by a distinctly stupid person. One that stands out among his idiotic peers. Good call on that. Way to think it through.

Vapors rise as
Fever settles on an acid sea
Neptune's bones dissolve.

Wow. Did his brain dissolve?

I'm guessing this puts him in the lead for Time Magazine's "Man of the Year."
Dec 21, 2009 at 7:40 AM | Unregistered CommenterOberron4life
i could sense your deep, wrenching pain through the fiber of the interweb...

here's just a taste of the lunacy that surrounds us all, whether we know it or not...

my next-door neighbor is getting her educational doctorate in Science Instruction (or some other bullshite) an EDD instead of a PHD...and she taught high school science for 6 years before...she's 33 and well -educated in other words...

al gore is her absolute hero...she has never heard of climategate and didn't even know (until yesterday) that there existed skeptics on man made global warming...this is not a joke...

she is so highly indoctrinated that she had been shielded from doubters completely...she didn't know there were any doubters out there...it completely rocked her world (i loved the moment) when i showed her that because of it's obvious political leanings and many factual errors, that the UK almost banned the film from being shown to school children...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/education/7037671.stm

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that film scares the living shite out of most children who see it and causes severe anxieties for some...don't ask me to find the link, but i've read about the prevalence of enviro-anxiety disorders among children largely attributed to Gore's piece of bullshite...
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I enjoyed reading this...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1236090/Inconvenient-truth-Al-Gore-hes-caught-exaggerating-threat-global-warming--again.html

Inconvenient truth for Al Gore as he's caught exaggerating the threat of global warming... again
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Dec 21, 2009 at 1:37 PM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
Dec 21, 2009 at 1:40 PM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
Al Gore is one of the worst silver spoon-fed, overweight, condescending, hypocritical, elitist bastards in public life today. He arrogantly continues to tell the rest of us how we should live our little mediocre lives, while he continually does just the opposite of what he preaches. I am not ordinarily a violent man, but I'd give a whole heckuva lot of my meager net worth just to have the opportunity to bury my fist in his pompous, egotistical fat face.

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+10
Dec 21, 2009 at 1:43 PM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
Dec 22, 2009 at 3:13 PM | Unregistered CommenterRobertM
Al Gore is a big, fat idiot. That changes nothing. Climategate? Pfffttt.
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2007/08/oreskes_smacks_down_shulte.php
Future generations will think of us as morons.
Dec 22, 2009 at 3:19 PM | Unregistered CommenterRobertM
Robert...

Those were excellent links...i enjoyed them....i think you would find that we agree on most of these issues...

You were correct to point out that Al Gore is a buffoon who hurts more than he helps in my view...

None of us (even the scientists) are smart enough to know what is happening wiht global temperatures...the science is rocked with 2nd derivative/3rd derivative data which is the basis for the entire argument...

I am not a skeptic on global warming per se just the idea that IF it's happening that MAN is the cause...here's just 1 example of what i don't like about the movement...

i am 43...i was indoctrinated in 5th thru 9th grades that man-made global cooling was upon us...i used to have fears that an ice age was coming...same group of scoundrels leading the charge then as now...makes you go 'hmm'
Dec 23, 2009 at 12:57 PM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
I agree with your critique of Gore, but you forgot to mention one key fact -- the whole so-called "science" of global warming is a deliberate hoax.
Jan 19, 2011 at 8:37 PM | Unregistered CommenterDuane
Jan 19, 2011 at 11:40 PM | Unregistered CommenterRedPorch
Hopefully they are GMO seeds.
Jan 20, 2011 at 2:48 AM | Unregistered CommenterS. Gompers
There was an old man with a cause
He never stopped lying because
For profits obscene
He bawled 'go green!'
And never quit flapping his jaws.
Jan 20, 2011 at 6:51 AM | Unregistered CommenterCanuck
What a putz
Jan 20, 2011 at 4:01 PM | Unregistered Commenterrobertsgt40
@canuck...nice job, man...i laughed...
Jan 21, 2011 at 4:20 AM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
As WSPro would say, Al Gore is just another piece of "Maget-Shit".............Maby we could get ol Dick Chaney to take him Hunting this spring.

Thank God Al Goor invented the internet so those of us that know the Truth can spread "The Truth"........thanks again "Magget Shit" !
Jan 27, 2011 at 4:03 PM | Unregistered CommenterTexas Dar
Al Gore fires Keith Olberman

Keith Olbermann booted from Current TV effective immediately

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/03/30/keith-olbermann-booted-from-current-tv-effective-immediately/

[snip]

In a series of Tweets issued from Olbermann’s account after the story broke, he promised legal action against his now-former employers. Strung together, his statement read: “I’d like to apologize to my viewers and my staff for the failure of Current TV. Editorially, Countdown had never been better. But for more than a year I have been imploring @AlGore and @JoelHyatt to resolve our issues internally, while I’ve been not publicizing my complaints, and keeping the show alive for the sake of its loyal viewers and even more loyal staff. Nevertheless, Mr. Gore and Mr. Hyatt, instead of abiding by their promises and obligations and investing in a quality news program,finally thought it was more economical to try to get out of my contract.
Mar 30, 2012 at 6:25 PM | Registered CommenterJohn
ALBERT GORE A CON-MAN A CHEAT,HIS FACE TURNING REDDER THEN A BEET,TRAVELS AROUND IN A PRIVATE JET,WATCHING CAPTIAN PLANET ON HIS TV SET,AL BERT GORE YOUR FACE TURNS RED,JUST GO HOME AND SOAK YOUR HEAD
Aug 26, 2014 at 6:30 PM | Unregistered CommenterSpurwing Plover

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