Al Gore looking like a possessed weasel digesting bad seeds (Global Warming Poetry)
Feb 25, 2011 at 10:27 AM
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Video - Climate Change by Al Gore - Dec. 2009

Global warming poetry at it's most embarrassing.

This is a new low even for Al Gore as he reads a personal global warming poem to a CNN reporter.

The problem for Gore is that his home is a carbon-sucking machine; he traveled on more than 200 private jet flights last year (return & departure); his voice and inflection are impossible to bear, and he's the most smug, bastard ex-politician I've ever come across. 

Other than that, he just sucks as a poet...

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Climate Change Pain by His Awesomeness Al Gore

One thin September soon...A floating continent disappears
In midnight sun

Vapors rise as
Fever settles on an acid sea
Neptune's bones dissolve

Snow glides from the mountain
Ice fathers floods for a season
A hard rain comes quickly

Then dirt is parched
Kindling is placed in the forest
For the lightning's celebration

Unknown creatures
Take their leave, unmourned
Horsemen ready their stirrups

Passion seeks heroes and friends
The bell of the city
On the hill is rung

The shepherd cries
The hour of choosing has arrived
Here are your tools

 

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