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WATCH: The Most Insane Story Of The Year

Profanity warning.  Clean version bleow.

Friday Special.  Kai saves the day!

'I f—ing ran up behind him with a hatchet — smash, smash, smash!'

"Before I say anything else, I want to say no matter what you’ve done, you deserve respect, even if you make mistakes.  You’re lovable and it doesn’t matter your looks, skills, or age, or size or anything.  You’re worthwhile—no one can take that away from you."

Kai is a homeless, hatchet-wielding hitchhiker who saved a woman’s life in Fresno.


Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker Defeats Racist Jesus


Kai is a homeless hitchhiker who carries around a hatchet.  Kai is also being hailed as a hero after saving a woman from the clutches of the man who was giving him a ride — who suddenly crashed his car into a utility worker, began spouting racist invective and claimed to be the reincarnation of Jesus.

We should probably start at the beginning. Kai was hitching a ride with 54-year-old Jett Simmons McBride, of Tacoma, Wash., when McBride, for whatever reason, decided to run his car into a black Pacific Gas and Electric (PG&E) worker in West Fresno, Calif. The worker was pinned against his utility truck, when McBride hopped out of his vehicle and began physically pulling on the injured worker.

Local woman Tanya Baker witnessed the crash and tried to stop McBride from continuing his assault or leaving the scene. That’s when McBride reportedly grabbed her in a bear hug her while claiming to be Jesus Christ and uttering racist epithets. “The guy just went crazy and was trying to pull the guy from underneath the car and the truck, and then he gets in his car and tries to move the car… and we weren’t going to let him do it,” Baker told local Fox News affiliate KMPH.

Kai, who was sitting in the car, saw McBride assault Baker and sprang into action. “Like, a guy that big can snap a woman’s neck like a pencil stick,” he told KMPH.  Kai grabbed his hatchet and battered the six-foot, 300-plus pound McBride with the blunt end, reportedly saving Baker’s life. “I f—ing ran up behind him with a hatchet — smash, smash, smash!” When first responders arrived on the scene, the PG&E worker was rushed to the hospital with two broken legs. McBride was also removed from the scene with non-life-threatening injuries. He is now in police custody and booked into jail on suspicion of attempted murder.

Kai: I f—ing ran up behind him with a hatchet — smash, smash, smash!

Kai: I'm Kai.. straight out of Dogtown.. K.A.I.

Reporter: Do you have a last name?

Kai (laughing): No bro. I don't have anything.

Reporter: How old are you?

Kai (shrugging): I can't call it.


KMPH news report (clean version):

FRESNO, Calif. — A Pacific Gas & Electric worker rammed by a driver from Tacoma has a broken leg and will need to remain in Community Regional Medical Center for a couple of more days, officials say. The 37-year-old worker, who has been with PG&E for five years, asked not to be identified.

Fresno County sheriff’s deputies arrested Jett Simmons McBride, 54, of Tacoma on suspicion of ramming his car into the worker.  McBride was booked into the Fresno County Jail early Saturday on suspicion of attempted murder.  His bail was set at $1 million.


Music Video - The Remixed Version of KMPH’s Interview with Kai the Hitchhiker Hero





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Reader Comments (3)

Kai the Homeless Hitchhiker Is the Hero Millennials Need

When will twentysomethings start hatchet-smashing their problems on the head?

Feb 8, 2013 at 3:53 PM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
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Feb 8, 2013 at 4:11 PM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
"OMG".....I so love this "Dude".......We need more of him. He so reminds us of Zane our CFI, Flight Instructor. When he said~~~~~ "DUDE" ~~~~~ I knew he would fit in with our dirt bike ridding-Powered Parachute Flying crazy's. He has no idea how "Kool" he is. You can be a Nut, and with a good hart, people will look past your image.

Did I say I like this guy....? Unlike all of us, he is a tad spaced out, but "WTF", were all a little differant today. Obama wants all of us to try the differand life style, here ya's go...Im gona need a little smoke soon, the 4 ultram aint working anymore from the back pain from the Lyme..

Bottom line, he saved a ladys life, that counts..! he is very "Entertaining"
Feb 10, 2013 at 1:03 AM | Unregistered CommenterTexas Dar

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