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Sunday
May012016

Watch Al Gore Read His Global Warming Poem On CNN

THIS IS HORRIBLE POETRY

Al Gore is truly a Renaissance Man. He wrote a poem on global warming and he really wants you to hear it. What he probably doesn't want you to hear is that the New York Times called his home a carbon-sucking machine, or that he traveled on more than 200 private jet flights last year. Burn baby burn.

By the way, Vanity Fair loved the poem...

 

CLIMATE CHANGE PAIN

One thin September soon
A floating continent disappears
In midnight sun

Vapors rise as 
Fever settles on an acid sea 
Neptune's bones dissolve 

Snow glides from the mountain 
Ice fathers floods for a season 
A hard rain comes quickly 

Then dirt is parched 
Kindling is placed in the forest 
For the lightning's celebration 

Unknown creatures 
Take their leave, unmourned 
Horsemen ready their stirrups 

Passion seeks heroes and friends 
The bell of the city 
On the hill is rung 

The shepherd cries 
The hour of choosing has arrived 
Here are your tools

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AL GORE III

In 2007, the former vice president's only son was driving more than 100 mph when he was pulled over by a San Diego sheriff who smelled marijuana. This was not the younger Gore's first brush with the law. In 2003, he was arrested for marijuana possession after being pulled over in Maryland.

http://mom.me/entertainment/24698-famous-black-sheep/item/al-gore-iii/

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You should have seem the look o the officers face when AL showed him his carbon offset certificates!!!!
Apr 13, 2016 at 5:49 AM | Unregistered Commenterjohn
Apr 13, 2016 at 5:53 AM | Unregistered Commenterjohn
I started to watch but realized I've just eaten.
Apr 13, 2016 at 1:06 PM | Unregistered CommenterRobertsgt40
I feel rather emboldened to cuss...as the idiot press continues touting the likes of the little fucker Al Gore, the same little fucker Al Gore who claims to combat climate change while he flies around the country in his very own private jets, flitting around from one energy-sucking mansion in Virginia to the next; to his multi-million dollar mansion in Montecito, California. This son-of-a-bitch, Al Gore, takes the blue ribbon for hypocrisy and mendacity.
Apr 13, 2016 at 2:10 PM | Unregistered CommenterChristina Marlowe
But, but....

"Horsemen ready their stirrups"

"Vapors rise"

"Midnight sun"

Yuk. This is so incredibly awful that I believe Fat Albert wrote this himself since no professional ghost writer is capable of producing such juvenile crap.

"Here are you tools"

Thanks, Al, you fat fuck. Like we need you to figure out who the tools are.
Apr 13, 2016 at 2:42 PM | Unregistered CommenterCheyenne
No fawn to leaden reason,
No change to politics season,
No data which to ignore...

To punish with the tax,
To subvert with endless acts,
To find this game a bore...

Lies, lies, lies and more,
Deceitful, decrepit to the core,
Not a savior unto the poor,

Man of politics; Al Gore.
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:35 PM | Unregistered CommenterDave Mowers
You may like to eat,
You may like to munch,
But you just can't beat,
Man-Bear-Pig for lunch!
Apr 13, 2016 at 3:44 PM | Unregistered CommenterL Garou
GOMP

No I had not seen it. Hell of a story..
Apr 14, 2016 at 3:34 AM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
I agree, it is a shame how the government can be so complicit in criminal behavior these days, they don't even try to hide it anymore. Yet the sheeple graze on....
Apr 14, 2016 at 6:38 AM | Unregistered CommenterS. Gompers
DAVE MOWERS

Great job!
Apr 14, 2016 at 11:54 AM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
Dude is definitely cracking up. I've seen it coming for years. Most of the left is inherently mentally unstable from the day they are born and Al Gore is to be commended for hiding his creepiness until just recently.

Like all DC politicians, the man is botched and bungled. All this fake altruism is what rushes in to fill the hideous void where the soul goes on a real person.
May 6, 2016 at 6:10 AM | Unregistered CommenterBiff Baxter
http://joannenova.com.au/2016/05/climate-change-is-making-us-mean-ugly-and-racist/

Don’t turn on the air conditioner. You might make someone a racist:

Climate change is spawning injustice, racism, intolerance and wars, according to author and political activist Naomi Klein.

Got moral decay? High Priestess Naomi Klein, expert psychoanalyst, says blame the weather. John Vidal, writer for The Guardian, believes her:

“It is not about things getting hotter and wetter but things getting meaner and uglier, unless we change the corrosive values that are pitting people against each other,”…

See, some people think mums and dads are supposed to teach values, but really it’s a humidity thing.

(Obviously, the way to fight racism is with biogas.

…and maybe ethanol.)

Naomi’s thesis reminds us that when the weather was ideal — like in 1915, there were no wars and everyone liked everyone.

She urged people to make the links between climate change and conflict. “Anti-austerity people rarely talk about climate change. And climate change people rarely talk about war. Overcoming these disconnections is the most pressing task for anyone occupied with social justice.

Yes, stop ISIS now — send in the windmills!


http://calgaryherald.com/business/energy/oldest-commercial-wind-farm-in-canada-headed-for-scrapyard-after-23-years
May 6, 2016 at 8:40 AM | Unregistered Commenterjohn
Ugh. I was looking around for a movie to see this afternoon when I came across "Time to Choose," released last week.

If that sounds like a religious film, that's because it is. Only the religion here is climate change. What's more, the director is Charles Ferguson. The combination of pseudoscience and a ranking hipster like Ferguson is guaranteed to soak up record-breaking amounts of money from the dupes who make up the starfucker left.

This review from the LA Times is laughable in what it reveals about the cosmic pretension of these fools:

"Yes, he is angry at the persistence of practices that he harbors no doubts have put our planet at risk, but this is not a film that leaves you in hand-wringing despair. Rather it is unapologetically on the optimistic side, telling us in no uncertain terms that 'we can stop climate change.'"

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/movies/la-et-mn-time-to-choose-review-20160531-snap-story.html

Sure we can, Chuck. I'm sure China and India are just itching to suspend the massive factory production that's elevating their living standards inevitably above ours and get right on it. The starfuckers eat this kind of saccharine crap right up, though. On that score, I expect the film will do well.

As a member of the CFR who had access to establishment fixtures like Christine LaGarde, Barney Frank, and Glenn Hubbard for his last film, Inside Job, Ferguson (who's won an Academy Award to boot) was always suspect. His newest film confirms his role as a leading tool of the globalists and their fake religion. Now I'll have to go back and watch IJ again, which I haven't seen in years, just to find the propaganda I missed last time. I'm quite sure I'll be kicking myself in the ass.
Jun 5, 2016 at 1:56 PM | Unregistered CommenterCheyenne
Cheyenne,

Ferguson has a PhD in Political Science. It's possible he just believes the alarmist nonsense about global warming. Here's the thing, if you aren't a grade-A, independent-thinking hardass, who also understands a little about statistical inference and margins of error, you're apt to fall for the global warming propaganda. Because it is massive and relentless. Cutting through the complexity and the false claims is pretty difficult, even if you're naturally skeptical. On the other hand, if you start out thinking that global warming skepticism is just fossil fuel-funded propaganda, you're hopeless.

By the way, have you ever read climateaudit.org? Really fascinating stuff -- you'd probably understand most of the math (I don't).
Jun 5, 2016 at 2:42 PM | Unregistered Commenterpitchfork
I watched inside job a few weeks back. Please, don't make yourself agonise through that process. To hear Matt Damon yak is enough to make one want to screech your finger nails across the board.
Jun 5, 2016 at 2:59 PM | Unregistered Commenterskinflint
Al Gore Travels To China To Teach Citizens How To Fear Global Warming


http://dailycaller.com/2016/06/01/al-gore-travels-to-china-to-teach-citizens-how-to-fear-global-warming/

Al Gore’s Climate Change Project announced Wednesday that the former vice president help will train a group of community, government and business leaders in China to become global warming activists euphemistically called “Climate Reality Leaders.”

The Climate Reality Leadership Corps training event will be in Shenzhen, China and is scheduled for June 15-16. Gore will be joined at the event by a host of scientists, strategists, business leaders, communicators and technical specialists, all of whom will do their level-best to properly indoctrinate Chinese citizens about why so-called man-made global warming is dangerous.

Gore and the Climate Change Project remain undaunted – they have, after all, trained thousands of so-called Climate Reality Leaders from more than 130 countries.
Jun 5, 2016 at 3:29 PM | Unregistered Commenterjohn
Here is a little satire in news form….But it wouldn't surprise me if there was some truth to it.


Al Gore: If I’d Won the Presidency, ISIS Would Be World’s Most Eco-Friendly Terror Group

http://www.themideastbeast.com/8628-2/

Climate change activist and former U.S. Vice President Al Gore has suggested that ISIS and other terrorist organizations would have been far more environmentally friendly had he been elected president.



ISIS Redirects Fighters to Battle Climate Change

http://www.themideastbeast.com/isis-redirects-fighters-battle-climate-change/

ISIS spokesman Abdullah da-Mullah has announced the cessation of military operations against the infidels (i.e. the world), in order to focus on a more deadly threat to the Islamic Caliphate.

“We have directed our forces to halt their advance in both Iraq and Syria immediately. All offensive units have been given new orders as of this morning,” said da-Mullah. “The Islamic State is committing all its resources to the defeat of climate change.”

Mr. da-Mullah then drew his scimitar and waved it menacingly toward the sky while screaming, “We will plant trees and shrubbery all the way to the gates of hell! We give our lives for our fragile eco-systems!”


This site is friggin hoot!!!!
Jun 5, 2016 at 3:36 PM | Unregistered Commenterjohn
pitch--

The site is great. It's not the math that stymies me, though, it's the profusion of acronyms to denote models I know nothing about. Nevertheless, it doesn't take very long in the comments section of articles (mostly consisting of hyper-technical arguments between climate scientists of all stripes), to ascertain that even the accurate MODELING of climate change is a thicket of factual disputes. This means, of course, that the issue of causation is even murkier.

This brings us to Ferguson, whose undergrad degree in mathematics from Berkeley is more than sufficient for him to either (a) reach the same conclusion or (b) lay out the case for why he thinks the so-called "science" of climate change of causation is undisputed. He does neither. Instead he takes the intellectually dishonest route out of Dodge and presents a bunch of name-calling "scientists" who assume his burden away for him.

I wondered why it took so long for Ferguson to make another film and came across an interesting interview he gave about one of two never-finished films he worked on after 2010 when Inside Job came out--about none other than Hillary Clinton.

http://www.indiewire.com/2015/09/charles-ferguson-explains-why-nobody-can-make-a-good-movie-about-hillary-clinton-58485/

It's a good interview that includes a couple of fascinating nuggets:

(1) The film never got made because NO ONE would talk to Ferguson: "I encounter a wall of silence the likes of which I have never encountered before. Nobody would talk to me. Nobody who knows the Clintons, nobody who likes the Clintons, nobody who hates the Clintons."

I happen to know that Ferguson interviewed Glenn Hubbard for Inside Job based on false pretenses, including Ferguson's false identity and PHYSICAL DISGUISE for the interview. Now, if I know that, so do a lot of people, certainly including anyone high up enough to have first hand knowledge of Hillary who did any checking around. And that be itself might explain why no one would talk to him. Would you agree to an on-camera interview with someone who did that? Fuck no.

(2) "CNN [the financial backer of the film] wanted me to go with it. They [Clinton's camp] had a very good intelligence service. They were aware of the film before the contract was signed. The day after it was signed, we got a call from Hillary Clinton’s press secretary, saying, 'Let’s talk. We have a problem.'"

skin--

I forgot about Damon. You're right. Deal breaker. Anything with him or Clooney is out for me. And the narration of IJ is WAY too long in the first place, over 4000 words if I recall correctly.

john--

That's hilarious. I think it was CNN that reported years ago that Osama bin Laden had come out against climate change himself. I instantly knew both were fraudulent, right? I mean, the thought of OBL on his dialysis machine in the deep caves of Afghanistan while measuring the pH levels of leaf samples from surrounding trees must have had the Langley scriptwriters in stitches.
Jun 5, 2016 at 5:41 PM | Unregistered CommenterCheyenne

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