Watch Al Gore Read His Global Warming Poem On CNN
May 1, 2016 at 11:29 PM
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THIS IS HORRIBLE POETRY

Al Gore is truly a Renaissance Man. He wrote a poem on global warming and he really wants you to hear it. What he probably doesn't want you to hear is that the New York Times called his home a carbon-sucking machine, or that he traveled on more than 200 private jet flights last year. Burn baby burn.

By the way, Vanity Fair loved the poem...

 

CLIMATE CHANGE PAIN

One thin September soon
A floating continent disappears
In midnight sun

Vapors rise as 
Fever settles on an acid sea 
Neptune's bones dissolve 

Snow glides from the mountain 
Ice fathers floods for a season 
A hard rain comes quickly 

Then dirt is parched 
Kindling is placed in the forest 
For the lightning's celebration 

Unknown creatures 
Take their leave, unmourned 
Horsemen ready their stirrups 

Passion seeks heroes and friends 
The bell of the city 
On the hill is rung 

The shepherd cries 
The hour of choosing has arrived 
Here are your tools

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