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If instead of the 'stoned southerner bailout rant' you are looking for the video about oversight at the Federal Reserve, please click here.  (The confusion is that the stories have similar titles.)

The original video he made was pulled from youtube recently for violation of terms. The only violation we can imagine is that it was too damn good. He has since re-posted the exact same video with a new 5 second introduction that was a surprise to us but certainly appreciated.  That video is above.  Our original description is below.

This is the possibly the funniest RANT ever made.  It's the best we'ver ever come across.  Watch the entire video to the end!  It takes him about 30 seconds to get sufficiently warmed up.  You will not be sorry.  Warning: profane language throughout the rant.

See his newest video here.  'Walstreetpro2' is his name on youtube.  While watching, please read about what we're trying to accomplish:  Taxpayer Iwo Jima

And search the right column for the latest bailout news, interviews, comedy videos, songs and other articles. We've loaded a ton of new stuff in the past few days.

Hilarious Comedy  video on Paulson, Bernanke and Bush.  Warning: very adult themes.

'F*ck the Fed'.  a gentle song about the Federal Reserve!

Here are  2 SNL Bailout Comedy Sketches.  Pelosi, Frank & Soros.  And Dick Fuld of Lehman.

Here are  the 2 Best Bailout Comedy Sketches from The Daily Show.  Highly recommended!

Click here  for a song/video from MC Bailout.  This is by far the Best of all the Bailout Songs!

Wondering why he's so angry.  Read any of the following stories and you will have a pretty good idea.  The taxpayer is being fleeced and 'wallstreetpro' has had enough.  Bravo.

Comptroller General David Walker Says Federal Spending Will Lead to Bankruptcy

Generational Rape With a Trillion-Dollar Shovel

Taxpayers Tell Citi to SUCK IT!  Pandit Complies.

Taxpayers: Behold Your New Leader, Sheila Bair.  Bad Bank CEO.

Gm's Bob Lutz Whines about His Bailout While Using Your Credit Card

The Angry American Taxpayer

Fraudie Mac Wants $35 Billion MORE from Your Kids!

Citi, AIG and Bank of America Are Never Ending Black Holes of Insanity!

Three Stooges Located. Hint: Somewhere In Your House

Bank of America Wants More of Your Money Part Deux

Citi Will Never Stop Asking For Your Money. Ever.

Still in the mood for MORE comedy.  Click here for all the SNL and the Daily Show Comedy Sketches on the Bailouts. Plus fan favorites 'Van down by the river' and of course 'More Cowbell'.

Update on Apr 4, 2009 at 3:41 AM by DailyBail

Updated with links and new photo.

Comments

[Atlantic Bodyboard Shop]

I caught this last night, haven't laughed that hard in a while. At first I thought it was typical redneck shtick but this guy nails it, smart dude and entertaining as f@ck. Well done, pass it on

[Mike Jones]

He is definetly from the South. A lot of us around here talk like this. And we are not stupid. And yes, we can shoot.

[David]

Should we get our pitchforks and torches?

To all the big kahunas in the gov't....... I vote with my wallet. I will be all cash and not buying a damn thing. I am doing my part by starving the beast.

[LeRoy Barrineau]

he's not a hick, he's not a redneck. he's a hillbilly, god bless him.

[MikeM]

Remember that Thain is also the guy who paid his personal driver 230,000 this year to drive only him around and who last month requested a 10 million dollar personal bonus for himself AFTER taking the bailout money and AFTER he'd just fired countless workers right before Christmas ( see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEKBPQBtdwI&feature=related ). That guy is such a perfect symbol of the greedy detached-from-reality Wall Street scumbags that've sold this country out.

[Terry Thorsen]

Most hilarious comment: "The money supply is up 70%. Where's all the g--d---m money???"

[JokerStocks]

AAAAHAHAHAHAH, DAMN NEAR DOUBLED THE MONEy SUPPLy SHIT SON

[Janet]

I LOVE this site. I'm grew up in Oklahoma, have a tinge of accent left and I say go brother! Found it on Craig's List. I live in Southern California and I'm mad as hell. The state is out of money but heaven forbid they chop off healthcare and government aid to illegal aliens. Heaven forbid they cut back on the overbloated salaries on these civil service A*******!

I'm over it. I'm calling the local authorities today to find out what type of permit I need to walk around with a sign that says Bailout is BS!

In my business I see real people hurting, big time. The arrogance and gaul of these jerks on Wall Street make me so angry. I see people walking around angry all the time. Angry they can't pay their bills, angry they can't find a job and then to see some jackass is spending an ungodly amount of money on a toilet! That would pay someone's rent and bills!

I'm smelling a huge tea party and I cannot wait to boil the bags.

[Bobby]

You degrade the message by using foul language. Instead of lighting your bong, get off your ass and be part of the solution.

[Shark]

The South Shall Rise Again!

We might not have much money here down South, but at least we have a bit of heart and fight left in us.

[Jeff Mazzella, President cfif.org]

The only thing the bill will stimulate is BIG GOVERNMENT. It does very little to accomplish its stated purpose, which is to create jobs and stimulate the struggling economy.

"[The] bill won't stimulate anything but more government and more debt. The slow and wasteful spending in the House Democrat bill is a disservice to millions of Americans who want to see this Congress take immediate action to get this economy moving again."

And what exactly is in this so-called stimulus bill?
$1.1 billion for Amtrak;
$50 million for the National Endowment for the Arts;
$400 million for NASA to conduct climate change research;
$300 million for Americorps;
$1 billion for the Census;
$400 million for localities to buy "green" buses;]
$650 million for the Digital-to-Analog Converter Box Program;
$600 million for the acquisition of "green" cars;
$7.7 billion for the Federal Buildings Fund;

The list goes on... ALL of it funding by your hard-earned tax dollars.

"It's just a long list of spending items. Not a real economic stimulus job creation bill. It is line after line after line of favorite liberal spending programs, and it amounts to a big government bill - not a job creation bill."

"What does $50 million for the National Endowment for the Arts, $200 million to plant sod on the National Mall, $400 million for climate change research, and $200 million for contraception have to do with creating jobs?"

The answer is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

But here's the kicker...

The $4.19 billion that this so-called "stimulus bill" allocates to "neighborhood stabilization programs" should be viewed as a "payoff" to ACORN (or organizations similar to ACORN).


What Is The Solution?

There is an alternative to the Obama-Pelosi-Reid sham of a stimulus bill!

You probably didn't read about it on the front page of the fair and balanced New York Times or hear about it during Katie Couric's nightly newscast, but the RSC, just introduced the Economic Recovery and Middle-Class Tax Relief Act of 2009.

Rather than attempting to grow government, this RSC sponsored legislation attempts to remove government from the equation and give the free market a much needed boost.

Some of the provisions of the RSC legislation include:

A 5% across the board reduction in individual income taxes.

Increasing the Child Tax Credit from $1,000 to $5,000 per year.

Making permanent the 15% tax rate on capital gains and dividends.

Repealing the Alternative Minimum Tax on individuals.

Making all withdrawals from IRAs tax- and penalty-free during 2009.

Increasing tax deductions for student loans and other education expenses.


One thing is certain. Socialism only works when the goal is increasing the power of government.

America doesn't need that! Our children don't need that! Our grandchildren don't need that!

Let's do something that can actually shorten this recession, get people back to work and stop our economic free-fall.

Tell our elected officials to stop trying to turn the United States into a socialist country and support the Economic Recovery and Middle-Class Tax Relief Act of 2009!

Jeff Mazzella
President
cfif.org

[BeachDog]

If this dim but noisy chump is the voice of everyday America, the corporate elite and Wall Street's bonus boys can't lose. Fire up the company jet, Chad. TARP's paying the tab while common man blubbers pathetically. Boo-fucking-hoo! Amusing and distracting -- like American Idol. Yup, the masses are asses.

[Amazed at what some find funny]

Unless you're 10 or 11 and still at that age where you giggle every time someone swears, his shtick wears really thin after about 60 seconds.

And the whole bit trying to be "shocking" by taking a hit at the end... are people really thinking "whoa dude, I can't believe he did that"! Who cares?

Honestly, it's just not that funny watching a ranting hillbilly sit in his bathroom as he swears and smokes pot.

[Ain't Bullshittn']

Don't forget boys and girls that the South made up over 1/2 of your precious America. We in the South like to think of our 1/2 of the Union as the 1/2 that still has common sense. The slavery thing was and still is horrible but it was a thing imported from the mother country...UK. We southerners speak slower because we tend to think longer on a subject before we put words to our convictions. Look out when words do not express our convictions...That means YOU...... WALL STREET!

[Terminally Concerned Foreigner]

This is exactly why the rest of the world looks upon america's south with low regard. The reason you talk slower is because idiots with guns tend to instill a certain amount of patience when you're trying to force your words out. Idiots who then place other idiots on a pedestal, now that's going too far. This man is only funny because what he's raving on about utter crap.
Sure, there's idiots in power - always have been. Working in the civil service is overrated. You're ridiculed from every side, work is hectic, and you're often placed in a position not for your expertise, but for your fundumental ignorance of anything related to it. Hell, it works. Government rolls on, and you're either carried along with it, or thrown out on the street. People these days need incentives to remain in office, cause it's a crap job. Sometimes they buy exceedingly expensive crap for their offices. Others buy alcohol, weed, webcams, high-speed internet connections and computers instead of a damn education. But then again, who needs algebra? Only 98% of the world, but who cares, right?
At least the current president is not an idiot. The rest of the world took a sigh of relief when that munchkin Bush buggered off, mcain lost, and that fruitloop Sarah Palin fell into obscurity. - the one who believed Jesus rode a dinosaur, dropped sex ed from the silibus and a daughter pregnant at 17. Man, that sounded like a badly written sketch show. I can't believe McCain called a press conference with the sole purpose of stating "she gonna marry her boyfriend" Now that's a waste of tax payer's funds, time and brain cells. Who the hell cares?
And people STILL preferred them over Obama. Thank God the majority of voters were not complete morons, or this world would be in some serious trouble.
If this is the mentality of the majority of america's southern state population.....

...you're not doing yourselves any favours. You're credibility is pretty thin to begin with. Don't make it any worse. Please.

[Let Your Pirate Flag Unfurl!]

"Where's the god damn money?"

I like this man.

[Ain't Bullshittin']

Obama and his team look dumber by the minute. Zombie banks that are about to get hit with the Commercial Real Estate death blow ........Who gets the next lucky bailout...CALIFORNIA? Oh, they already got 80 BILLION...Whats a few BILLION more.....This is beyond asinine....

[Cindy]

I'm from NH and his accent doesn't bother me at all and I certainly don't think he is stupid. Wondered if maybe he was reading from a script...his grasp of the situation seems way above average to me.
He can reach a crowd O'reilly and our well versed suits can't. I think I may even persuade my 25 yr.old daughter and her friends to pay attention to this guy....valuable!!

Walstretpro keep up the great work!!

[Tex]

Now, when we can get "John-Q-Public" to see these clips and then join "We The Pissed Of People" we just may get somewhAre........! Im a retired entertainer and could neaver hold a candle to this guy.

WE ALL, need to send this to everyone. If we can get the RPM's to hit "Red Line" then look out Washington. And all the junk about contacting our local goverment to tell them to vote in our best interest.........."FOR GET IT" they are all in on "The Dirty Little Secret" ! Its us agniest them.

We need to make this guy "Our Voice"........ They say that Wiskie & Pot makes a man speak the truth....... What we realy need to tell our local goverment is "Watch This" & Look Out.

We the Pissed of People are going to show Washington ( Real Change ) Now were going to Get Some whAre ! "OuT"

[Beverly]

One solution to our problem is to just say no. No more free housing, no more free medical, no more free food. Get all the illegals to go back home and maybe we can defy Obama and get our country back. Pick a product that we know is made over seas by Greedy Americans that moved over there to get cheaper labor and stick us with a high price. Once you find just one, don't buy anything from that company for 2 months. That will either put them out of business or they will come back to America and do their business here.

Good luck to all of you.

[Whitey]

"worthless....
how about a solution instead just bitching....
entertaining I guess, but worthless.
January 25, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterscott"

Little bitches with no cajones don't want to hear solutions. Solutions might involve getting hurt to stop the rapists. The average person will just hope the rapist uses vaseline rather than doing what should be done. Can you read between the lines?

[Buckelew]

"Mr." Geithner & Co.,

You will ignore this man at your own peril. And may he and the rest of rightfully angry America take this country back from the corporatists, fascists and NAZI's in Washington DC, by whatever means is legal and necessary.

[CAJeffO]

I HOPE EVERY ONE TAKES THE TIME TO SEE THE FIRST 10 VIDEOS ON THE PLAYLISTS BELOW.

America's Financial Trojan Horse
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=EBA9C3519B073FF3

Also see the increase of the national debt by %.
http://constitutionalvoices.org/bloggers/freedomblogger2

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=2DDE80A82FE96DC6

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=0CEAED4E7CB25DD7

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=6D98E756B266C153

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=2176053404743AEA

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=70F36ED593B1A82A

NOW CONSIDER VOTING OUT ALL INCUMBENTS!!!!!!
LET'S SHOCK THE WASHINGTON & THE REST OF THE CORPORATE WORLD!!!!!!!

Then -
- Let's limit terms!
- Let's vote when their terms are up to see if they get any pay or benefits!
- Let's make them take pay cuts the same as the worst state workers took.
- Let's limit the maximum amount of money &/or gifts they can take to get into office.

It's time to take our country back.

[BOC]

THAT WAS AWESOME THIS IS A GREAT WEBSITE keep the truth coming

[Ld Elon]

I dont understand, why would you call him a dumb hick, he makes sense with what he says, i would have time to listern to him more, i would not have time responding to you again fellow.
Good humour is key to getting through the worst.
I love thee Irish for there humour, as well as ther stance.

[George]

I think it is entertaining and fun to watch. But sooner or later we all, I feel, realize that there comes a time that complaining on keyboards and videos will actually do nothing to detour their agenda. We must at some point and time, gather together and organize and get out in the public. Sitting behind a computer screen or anything else does very little to combat the horrible state that this country and it's people are in.

Once we read about everything, type our opinions and comments, then what?

That's what we truly need to figure out, and quickly.

Time to go light one up.

[King of Scotland]

"Where's the GD money?" What an idiot. The money supply is increased by the Fed changing an entry on the Fed spreadsheet -- we don't have somebody printing currency and flooding the market. He needs to go back to the swamp, catch a GD fish, and eat a fish sandwich.

[Robert Hauser]

Chas. Hank Bukowski was America's greatest poet at least in recent decades....why? Well, aside from other things, he said that a man has got to say it like it is. And we have precisely that right here in this vid rant....sure the guy cusses a lot, so do I, but he also sticks to facts and figures that anyone can independently verify----excellent rant and we need millions more like it ....you people have never heard me as I pace the kitchen floor slamming my fist and wearing a path in the linoleum----but the neighborhood has and the sheriffs have been out here a few times because of what people have overheard me say about Uncle Shaftstein and the hoaxically misnomered "federal reserve bank" (which is a Rothschild owned credit cartel....not a "bank").
You have to say it like it is....

[Robert Hauser]

This is in response to "Terminally Concerned Foreigner" above........yes, I'd say you were "terminal" alright, but not "concerned" and the last thing those of us who are cursed to live in a country where quite literally you cannot trust the food on your own plate need is any damned foreigner "terminally concerned" or otherwise holding forth with a meandering psychobabble, as deceptively strewn with erudite wording as yours, telling us that America is about four bottles short of a six pack.
You claim, vacuously enough, that thank God a majority of the voters in this country had better sense than to vote for McInsane and that fatuous Trojan Mare of an infiltrator into the teabaggers, Sarah Palin....or in so many words, "thank God" for the Kenyan born chcocolate jesus who is now star boarder in the White Brothel....or once White anyway. Barak Obama aka Barry Soetoro aka the Mackdaddy is nothing but a mechanical talking monkey's face on the end of a stick that dances to the jewish fiddle of the Rothschild owned credit cartel calling itself the "federal reserve bank" and the ranting hill William, God bless him, who made the above rant vid, knows it even if you for all your "terminal concern" choose to remain oblivious thereof. Ovomit is no more than the Dubya with chocolate colored paint dumped on him and stuffed right back into the OFFAL Office as anyone should have perceived by this time who has at least two brain cells to rub together....Ovomit and George W Douche.....now if you experience any difficulty in picturing Ovomit and Douche the Dubya exchanging knowing smirks as they passed each other on the White House steps...if you still fail to see that the Miracle Monkey is not only following very faithfully in the Dubya's paw prints but hungrily lapping up everything George left behind on the trail, then you don't know this country and its sad state from a mud hole in Burma.
I might ask: Mr. "Foreign"....."foreign" as in Israel? The derisive and dismissive tone of your post would strongly militate to the conclusion that you are an Israeli and if so you must realize that if ever America should once again be a free country, Israel will of necessity be cut right off the maypole and sent hurtling into space as it has so richly deserved. So go back to being "terminally concerned" but not about America....that is OUR job and not yours. And always remember that so far, voting for president in America has always been a matter of CHOICE not CHANCE....Tel Aviv dictates the dismal "choice" and the American people don't stand a chance....not the chance of a gingerbread man in a rat hole.

[Z'nbnz]

WAL$TREETPRO2 is awesome.
Watched all his videos on YT after I watched this here.
I worry about him though.
Said he get rid of everything if it wasn't for his wife.
Then he put a bunch of money in silver.
Looks like he destroyed everything in his home.
Hasn't posted on his YT channel for a couple of years.
The guy is smart and a natural born leader.

[Robert Hauser]

So he is a southern hickabilly....what the fuck of it? At least he knows where the bear shit in the buckwheat and that is far more than could be said for the MORON MAJORITY of douche bag yuppies who "do lunch' at Scarfucks and flatulate for hours about "infrastructure" and "paradigm shift" but don't know their own asses from Buddha Smiles.

[UmanMike]

@bfisher: The ending with the cannabis just goes to show that he really knows what´s up - remedy for the earth - most versatile natural resource and remedy for humans - the BIG lie - most complete solution to most our problems!

...or to use Bill Hick´s: Not only do I think cannabis should be legalized - it should be mandatory!

...YES, she cann...!

[endtimes]

if the 99% were as fired up as this brave man ,then change is gonna come fast! imo

[endtimes]

Alan Grayson...is another American Hero's he beat down the US Inspector General about the missing' 2 trillon dollars ,Marine Scott Olson I hope you get better..