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If instead of the 'stoned southerner bailout rant' you are looking for the video about oversight at the Federal Reserve, please click here.  (The confusion is that the stories have similar titles.)

The original video he made was pulled from youtube recently for violation of terms. The only violation we can imagine is that it was too damn good. He has since re-posted the exact same video with a new 5 second introduction that was a surprise to us but certainly appreciated.  That video is above.  Our original description is below.

This is the possibly the funniest RANT ever made.  It's the best we'ver ever come across.  Watch the entire video to the end!  It takes him about 30 seconds to get sufficiently warmed up.  You will not be sorry.  Warning: profane language throughout the rant.

See his newest video here.  'Walstreetpro2' is his name on youtube.  While watching, please read about what we're trying to accomplish:  Taxpayer Iwo Jima

And search the right column for the latest bailout news, interviews, comedy videos, songs and other articles. We've loaded a ton of new stuff in the past few days.

Hilarious Comedy  video on Paulson, Bernanke and Bush.  Warning: very adult themes.

'F*ck the Fed'.  a gentle song about the Federal Reserve!

Here are  2 SNL Bailout Comedy Sketches.  Pelosi, Frank & Soros.  And Dick Fuld of Lehman.

Here are  the 2 Best Bailout Comedy Sketches from The Daily Show.  Highly recommended!

Click here  for a song/video from MC Bailout.  This is by far the Best of all the Bailout Songs!

Wondering why he's so angry.  Read any of the following stories and you will have a pretty good idea.  The taxpayer is being fleeced and 'wallstreetpro' has had enough.  Bravo.

Comptroller General David Walker Says Federal Spending Will Lead to Bankruptcy

Generational Rape With a Trillion-Dollar Shovel

Taxpayers Tell Citi to SUCK IT!  Pandit Complies.

Taxpayers: Behold Your New Leader, Sheila Bair.  Bad Bank CEO.

Gm's Bob Lutz Whines about His Bailout While Using Your Credit Card

The Angry American Taxpayer

Fraudie Mac Wants $35 Billion MORE from Your Kids!

Citi, AIG and Bank of America Are Never Ending Black Holes of Insanity!

Three Stooges Located. Hint: Somewhere In Your House

Bank of America Wants More of Your Money Part Deux

Citi Will Never Stop Asking For Your Money. Ever.

Still in the mood for MORE comedy.  Click here for all the SNL and the Daily Show Comedy Sketches on the Bailouts. Plus fan favorites 'Van down by the river' and of course 'More Cowbell'.

Update on Apr 4, 2009 at 3:41 AM by DailyBail

Updated with links and new photo.

Comments

[Castro_is_cool_again]

Holy shit. That guy for president.

Nemonic!

[BRASCO]

He has more videos on youtube. Watching them now.

Nemonic means what exactly?

[LA_Bubblicious]

I just picked myself off the floor. We actually need more of these types of things to make everyone feel less angry. Bravo. I have been stopping by for the last week since your launch. Your site is getting better all the time. Keep it up.

[Mish]

This is absolutely the most hilarious video I have seen in a long time.
I sent it to patrick.net
If he uses it expect some traffic

Mish

[kimo]

And Paulson is thinking, "Is he talking about the mud pies they have at TGIF Friday's???

Great job, your bandwidth will be toast.

[DailyBail]

@kimo

we like toast, here.

[DailyBail]

@mish

the work you did during the 3 weeks of TARP 1.0 was never-ending. never had a chance until now of thanking you for what you did during that period. you were the undisputed leader of our entire angry nation and you showed what could be accomplished with a comitted person in charge.

WalStreetPro, say hello to hollywood,

You have a career in comedy.or perhaps on FBN.

db

[DailyBail]

@ LA_bubblicious

kind words. thanks.

[DailyBail]

@Castro

party in havana tonight apparently.

[schizo1688]

is he sitting on the toilet ?

[What?]

I admire his sentiments, but he's just a dumb hick...what is the big deal?

[DailyBail]

@what

what makes you think he is dumb, my friend? His twang or drawl. perhaps.
i would submit he has extreme intelligence.
have you ever tried to do a video rant and still be funny?
this guyhas comedy skills most could only dream of.
subtract the accent and listen to the words.
walstreetpro knows his shit!

db

[Bill]

I love the ducks.

[Thomas]

What's the big deal? When a hick like that has his brain around the problem, those in power are at great risk. This is the real sentiment of the man on the street. Society has a thin veneer of civility, and it is peeling.

[CatGut]

pardon schizo1688...some of them uppity yankee tools jes don't git it.

[Anon]

I love the ducks.

Bet it was made in China....

[8 Ball]

Preach on brother! There are others in the USA who hear your frustration!

[Kirk]

Beautiful and poetic

[Honest John]

The real story is now being told, and understood by the "common" man. What's next, look at Greece.....

The Revolution will not be televised.

[neil]

This guy is thinking what a lot of people are thinking but he has the guts to say it out loud.

[commode with legs]

...somewhere between the sacred silence, sacred silence and sleep....................DESIRE!!!

[buzzsaw99]

don't bogart that joint my friend.

[DailyBail]

@neil

there will be more videos of this guy up soon.

[DailyBail]

@honest john

the anti-bailout backlash is beginning to take real form, i think.
we will see perp walks soon.
the riots in greece have been something to behold, certainly.

[DailyBail]

@kirk
@8Ball

subscribe to our feed or bookmark us.
we cover this stuff all day every day.
every important bailout news story can be found here.
we are creating a record of this shameful taxpayer heist .

we will have all the bailout news PLUS the comedy.
the comedy is needed because the stories are so damn depresiing.

thanks, db

[DailyBail]

@ Thomas

you nailed it.
dead on.
nice prose as well.

keep coming back.

[Steve]

Spoken like an angry Allen Ginsberg. Lets hope that anger gets channeled in constructive ways, or..........

[Frito Pendejo]

He'd probably be the Chairman of the Federal Reserve in Idiocracy. Brought to you by Karl's Jr.

[White Activist]

I'll bet this fool voted for OBAMA. CHANGE.

[Steve]

Spoken like an angry Allen Ginsberg. Lets hope that anger gets channeled in constructive ways, or..........


Or perhaps an evil Rosa Parks of the "World Financial Collapse". Either way, again, lets hope that anger is constructively directed.

[Rich MaN]

removed

[scott]

worthless....

how about a solution instead just bitching....

entertaining I guess, but worthless.

[sissy]

I think he said it like we 'civilized' folk think. Yes, he appears to be sitting on the toilet in a bathroom....where else would one properly rant??

[walstreetpro]

tell rich man to kiss my ass that was no crack pipe that was weed dumb ass with a screen name rich man you ain't impressing anybody i saw you suck it for gas money and you were riding a bicycle

[Tom]

Amazing video. Rich Man you are a dumb ass, that's not a crack pipe.

[Schwantz]

What's today's version of a pitchfork? lol

[Avl Dao]

The commentary and vids are funny.
But don't burst an artery.....the deed was already DONE when the Fed's Balance sheet picked up $8 Trillion in obligations, guarantees and purchases between March and Nov of last year, 2008.

We, the good ole US of A, are already sliding down the slippery slopes as the avalanche begins towards an:
Undeclared
DeFacto
Sovereign
Default.

So it will not be the kids and grandkids of today's slow-to-react stupefied Americans who will face higher taxes. It will be the kids & grandkids of workers in China, Japan, Korea, Europe and petro-dollar states , who will have to deal with all the worthless crap (treasuries, agency debt, etc) their parents' & grandparents' government and corporations bought from the US.

But we'll be one of the last to do a sovereign default (and ours will be undeclared and defacto); Britain, EuroZone, Aussies and a few Asian Tigers will proceed ahead of us and theirs will be more obvious.

Then a brand new ball game begins.
And...LOL...worries about higher taxes will seem hilariously irrelevant as folks struggle to reconstruct basic credit, debt, and banking models and institutions, domestically and globally.

[US]

Sheesh, I can just see the "War on Drugs" becoming the new focal point for economic stimulus. The US doesn't make any damn thing, and drugs are a perfect target -- call it non-violent prison stimulus..

After all, Republican incompetence taught us that war is good business!.

[dpharmer]

who else wants to pay to play.............chicago style. at least those dirtbags still have there heads. lets put them in alcatraze.i could give a rats ass about those dirtbags and keep gitmo open if its not broke dont fix it.

[Joe]

removed by dailybail

[DailyBail]

@joe

again. it's called an accent. people in the south have them. so do people in the east. relax on the hick thing.

@walstreetpro. from the first time i saw it, i assumed you were a trader. is that correct?

keep up the good work with the videos. you have struck a chord and your video has been overwhelmingly well received all over the net. i will guess it will end 2009 as one of the top 10 viral videos of the year.

let's keep the personal attacks at a minimum. he was kind enough to stop by and post here. you can argue with him about the bailouts but not his bathroom or accent or anything else that's personal. live and let live people.: now who wants to talk about this:

"the institutionally dysfunctional, painfully inept and completely counter-productive taxpayer bailout of failed people, ideas, businesses, pensions, municipalities, states and ultimately, we fear, of our federal government."

that is why we are here so let's try to stay on topic. public bailouts of private failure.

thanks. dailybail

[DailyBail]

just watched it again.
Mud pancakes.
that is gold.
google that shit.

[anonymous]

Good thing he's getting fucked up on pot. If it was alcohol while that pissed, he might be prone to violence, and I'd hate to see a delightful little fucker like him get arrested.

the ducks are a nice touch. beats an $87,000 carpet any day.

[bfisher]

.I like him and thought he actually knew what he was talking about - but he blew it a bit at the end with the weed.

[scorchedearth]

Thanks for voicing our concerns so plainly. Our politicians need to be locked in a room and berated by people like you so they get a good dose of humble pie.

Thanks for a monday morning laugh.

[Muni Buyer]

This guy is smart...I wish we had some people in the treasury this smart.:(

[Slothrop]

No, he's not a hick. He reminds me of my University of North Carolina roommate who got all A's and then went on to Harvard Law School. He's from the Appalachian areas -- either NC, SC or maybe Georgia.

[jaypee]

this guy is right. The best part is the "cammode with legs, what does it follow you around and wait for you to take a shit???" priceless...

[sequel]

walstreetpro has another one out

[Eliza]

A Southern accent and stupidity are not the same thing, people. And do you have any idea how funny you have to be to get by with being smart in Southern culture? Or how smart you have to be in order to be that funny?

This guy's smart. And funny.

It brought joy to my heart to hear the truth spoken in my native dialect. I am so sick of hearing the world fall apart in newscasterese.