"That's Pelosi!" (MUST HEAR Song By Anne M. McKinney)
Video: 'Lady Sings The News' on Nancy Pelosi
(From her youtube page)
But I'm not a Republican, I'm a Libertarian. So, Democrats, send me a topic for my next song.
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She is known as 'Lady Sings The News' on youtube and she's a tax-focused CPA.
I highly recommend you listen to this short song about fearless (expressionless) leader Nancy Pelosi. I can sense it already: Gobias falls for the chanteusse and spends the rest of his days attempting to convince the attractive CPA of her marginal delusion about the Republican party (she's a proud Libertarian), and that both sides are NOT alike. In the end, Anne will write a song parody of Gobias (she takes requests) that I will keep on the front page indefinitely.
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Lyrics transcribed by Sonic Ninja
“And now, in Washington, democrats are king. When the house meets, here’s what I sing:
When her words hit your ear if you’re quaking in fear, that’s Pelosi
When your world starts to spin like you’ve had too much gin, that’s Pelosi
Hear her say “Hippy hip hooray, we’re so modern day” ‘cause she isn’t a fella
Never mind that she tends to whine and math blows her mind, at her ball she’s ‘the bella’
When her face meets your eye if you wanna go cry, that’s Pelosi
Unread bills just get signed someone ran out of time, that’s Pelosi
Hear the ring (I can hear ka-ching, can’t you hear ka-ching) as they fling all our money
We go pale watching as they bail in a fire sale like a trillion is nothing
Who will pay back this debt how will we ever get past Pelosi
What will we tell our kids when they see that we’re less brave and free
If you just wanna scream and you feel like you’re dreaming nightmare scenes
‘Scuza me but you see--it’s a democracy—hence, Pelosi!”
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Reader Comments (8)
I'm going to send her a starter: "Bye bye Dodd Bye bye crappiness, Make way for Peter Schiff, Your evil plan's gone awry-ay, Bye bye Chirs Dodd, good bye-ay" ...although she looks too classy to use the word "crapiness"...hah!
When her words hit your ear if you’re quaking in fear, that’s Pelosi
When your world starts to spin like you’ve had too much gin, that’s Pelosi
Hear her say “Hippy hip hooray, we’re so modern day” ‘cause she isn’t a fella
Never mind that she tends to whine and math blows her mind, at her ball she’s ‘the bella’
When her face meets your eye if you wanna go cry, that’s Pelosi
Unread bills just get signed someone ran out of time, that’s Pelosi
Hear the ring (I can hear ka-ching, can’t you hear ka-ching) as they fling all our money
We go pale watching as they bail in a fire sale like a trillion is nothing
Who will pay back this debt how will we ever get past Pelosi
What will we tell our kids when they see that we’re less brave and free
If you just wanna scream and you feel like you’re dreaming nightmare scenes
‘Scuza me but you see--it’s a democracy—hence, Pelosi!”
[Come to think of it, it would be great to see her do some Third Eye Blind—Jumper—LOL!]