Queen Hillary Needs 5 Swipes To Enter NYC Subway

SHE'S JUST A REGULAR GAL

Hillary Clinton is a regular gal who hasn't driven since 1986, and probably has never taken the subway, anywhere. No taxis since late nights in New Haven in the 70s. She has no idea how to use the Metrocard. She doesn't use a desktop, or laptop. She uses her phone for sexting Web Hubbell's ghost. Have I left anything out?

Where's Huma?

OH DEAR GOD -- WATCH THE 2ND HALF OF THIS CLIP

Hillary interacts with fellow human beings just like a normal human being would. Hillary is a normal person. Hillary is just like you.

HILLARY MAKES MITT ROMNEY LOOK NORMAL

Comments

[DailyBail]

THIS. IS. SO. FRIGHTENING.

[john]

Huma appears in the second half of the second clip on the right hand side.

[DeeDee]

The way she bulges her eyes, she could make it to horror film. And I gave her name Hillarious Clitoris! I have to rethink this.

[Nero]

If Hillary wins we are doomed. She is the farthest thing from a normal person. This video exposes her in a way that others do not. Nice job!

[DailyBail]

'Hillarious Clitoris'

That's actually really good, DeeDee.

I like how it rolls off the tongue. ;)