Michelle Obama Goes On Twitter, Comedy Ensues

All hail the American sense of humor.

For every question from a new mom asking about nutrition tips for her little Timmy, there appeared two criticisms of Obamacare, three complaints about White House tours being closed, and four questions about Benghazi.  It was a free-for-all.

Below are some of the best tweets from the Q&A Twitter session with the First Lady.

It all started so innocently.

Right now, the First Lady is answering your questions about @letsmove! on Twitter. Join with #AskFLOTUS: twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/…

— FLOTUS (@FLOTUS) March 11, 2013

Then, things got out of hand.

Hi#AskFLOTUS Which of your 3 kids is the hardest to control? Sasha, Malia or Joe?

— S.M (@redsteeze) March 11, 2013

Isn't there a better way to fight obesity than making people too poor to afford food? #AskFLOTUS

— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) March 11, 2013

#AskFLOTUSDo you feel guilty that your family vacations have cost over 1BILLION $ and your turning kids away from White House on theirs?

— Just me (@reluctantzealot) March 11, 2013

Further proof that we are a nation of smart-asses.

#AskFLOTUS if our public schools are so good then why don't your kids go to them?

— Rocky Balboa (@MooreAmerican5) March 11, 2013

Brilliant touch here.

Have u considered cancelling @letsmove as a means of further exaggerating the impact of sequester? #AskFLOTUS

— Nathaniel Sartell (@nsartell) March 11, 2013

#AskFLOTUS What's the best vacation destination to escape to when you really feel like spending my tax dollars in style?

— Tommy Joe (@DrollNDry) March 11, 2013

#AskFLOTUS Where in the constitution does its state "the FLOTUS shall tell kids what to eat"? Just wondering.....

— James Balderrama (@JamesBalderrama) March 11, 2013

How weird was it to present the Oscar for best movie about the SUCCESSFUL rescue of embassy personnel?#askflotus #Benghazi

— Jill Zarin Advices(@wwjzd1) March 11, 2013

#AskFLOTUS When your hash tag gets hijacked are you mad at Al Gore for inventing the Internet?

— Politically Social (@politically_soc) March 11, 2013

If your such a fashionista why do you let little Barry wear women's jeans?#AskFLOTUS

— greg williams (@gwilliams1967) March 11, 2013

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Comments

[socialistmop]

Thanks for the re-post!

[SKINFLINT]

Now that's brilliant. You know she slapped somebody whose idea that was, but you have to admit she had it coming.

[Josie]

Beware angry black woman wearing purple...only controlled environments from now on...

And the WH kid(s) going to public school thing goes back, at least, to Amy Carter. One quick look at the DC public, controlled by the Fed gov't, and it's off to Sidwell Friends...

[Kevin K]

You can't buy class, even if your the First Lady..

[Backgammon]

Didn't you know, Moochelle considers herself a single mom!

With 26 Assistants plus a cook, a dog trainer, a chef, dozens of house keepers, a driver, a bodyguard,



Michelle Obama Slips, Says She's 'Single Mother' - ABC News

abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2013/04/michelle-obama-slips-says-shes-single-moth...

5 days ago ... First lady Michelle Obama slipped up in a local TV interview Thursday and accidentally called herself a “single mother.” “Believe me, as a busy ...

[will strickland]

This "first lady" and president burak will bomya are nothing more than a side show. It is a complete joke that people like this are allowed to lead. If you think I am talking about their color then think again. I'm talking about their complete lack of leadership and decision making skills.

[F THIS PLACE]

hey a little tiny shred of america remains, let these usurping communist murdering thieves know what's really on your mind

[Dave]

FLOTUS, how can anybody take a person seriously when their moniker is FLOTUS, I mean come on, it sounds like Floaters, those things that Fat Bastard left in the toilet in the Spy Who Shagged Me movie lol

[KD]

This
Woman
Is
Terrible.

I wanted to make "Is" "Are", but then only reading down the left side would make sense. And probably get me banned.

The media is falling apart, and that's why we face the absolute insanity of today. And when that goes, so does any esteem once held for these poseurs.

[blah d. blah]

I have to say this - with her new hairdo she looks like a monkey in a wig. Evil dog of a woman! Perfect match for O.

[SKINFLINT]

Irregardless of my political differences with Mrs. Obama, am I the only one here who thinks she is somewhat attractive? She ain't hard to look at. Just sayin.

[Fidz]

Tommy Joe is my winner