Proof that news is controlled by a central script writer.
We are kidding people. This is how the news industry has worked for decades. To save time and money on staff, local stations rely on the wire services for many of their national stories. When the clips are spliced one after another it appears more sinister than it really is. There is no conspiracy here.
Bonus clip from Conan:
Google Glass Has A New Spinoff
This is pretty funny. Profanity warning.