Bring The Gold & Keep The Cash To Line Your Panties

If you can handle the profanity, this might be the funniest gold limerick of all time.

Gold soared to a 5-month high today.

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Lyrics

Bring the gold

"Bring the gold, and i'll bring me sack, don't be lookin' for no trouble, I've got friendsto watch me back,see? "Bring the gold,& all those wishes I dont grant, but I'll bring ya golden showers, Irish Springin' from me pants, yeah"  "Coins? Im like a f**kin Mario Brother with me f**kin coins!"  "Purple horseshoes? Sure, if they be nailed to a golden horse!" "Bring the gold, or I'll bring the pain, sentimental or the dental, if its gold its all the same, see.

Bring the gold

"Bring the gold, dont try to trick me with your ass, cause I'd only f**kin' do ya if you bore a golden lass."  "You know I don't give a fuuuck about your f**king cash.  Keep your f**king cash to line your panties."  "Bring the gold, you know who I am, I won't kill you f**king softly, I will kill you like a ham,see?"  "Bring the gold, I want every kind,every f**king golden morsel, every golden thing is mine." "Another funny story? The rainbow goes nowhere. Point bein, St. Patricks a queef. Tis my holiday."

Comments

[DailyBail]

http://www.examiner.com/la-county-nonpartisan-in-los-angeles/either-pay-the-national-debt-with-monetary-reform-or-kiss-your-assets-goodbye

Either pay the national debt with monetary reform or kiss your assets goodbye

[Cheyenne]

That is fucking awesome, DB. Thanks so much.

[DailyBail]

i was starting to think i had offended every reader with this clip...glad someone else saw the humor...

[Cheyenne]

Fuck it, it's funny. Play that shit. Wasn't that what Prior told Murphy?

[DailyBail]

when i was 10 and my brother 11 and we were rolling up SR37 from b'town to see the pacers play in indy at the old market square arena, my dad said boys i'm going to play you some real comedy, but don't tell your mother you heard this...then he stuck the richard pryor comedy 8-track in the datsun 240z's player and we proceeded to become adults in about 30 minutes...i still remember the routines...my brother got the 240z when he turned 16 and the richard pryor 8-tracks came with it...we memorized every word of every tape...

[DailyBail]

i'm headed out for the night...try not to burn the place down while i'm gone...cheyenne...i can't wait for the 'johnny lira took a ..38 to the chest - what you got? -, fear and loathing bank sodimization, we're headed to vegas like the fucking investment banks' series to begin...you're currently a hero to the regulars...when the series goes LARGE, you'll be a hero to hundreds of thousands...prepare for the pressure of heroism as they say it's not an easy life...peace out for a few hours...

[Cheyenne]

I'm up to the task, DB, fear not.

Whatever is going on right now, it's destroying the middle class.

I'm middle class. Perhaps to the top-side. But I'm middle class.

So when I see my people being destroyed, it bothers me. It's worse than an annoyance, like a stinky laundry room.

This is causing me to react. And react I will.

Good thing I saw all your cons, Wall Street, well before-hand.

[Cheyenne]

As far as johnny H a a bullet to the chest from a .38...

Sheesh, you ain't gonna believe this one.

Sp Lira's wearing some silver medallion, it's one troy ounce, there is no question about that.

His old man is some world-class chef, and he's gotten young Johnny a spot in the joint.

Whatever happens, happens. And the assailant has no way of knowing that Johnny Lira's silver medallion saved his life.

Guess what he still wears now?

[DailyBail]

johnny shows the medallion...we get stories from him..you tie it all into fraud...bank fraud...that's why you're headed to vegas anyway, to learn about bank fraud from within a bernake induced, mescaline enhanced, greenspan blessed, myopia of drugs, printing money, creating credit with your fingertips, housing bubbles with your elbows, and Fed worshiping with tarot cards...you're there to do what every single one of us wishes he had done, or said or, or imagined saying ...fuck you banks and fuck you bernanke, you think you've won, but you ain't shit..

[Cheyenne]

Videos and photos, DB. Foxy has convinced me to hire a director.

[Cheyenne]

"Keep your fucking cash to line your panties."

I want to party with this guy. Dig his revolver at :26 as well.

[DailyBail]

Videos and photos, DB. Foxy has convinced me to hire a director.

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send me an email when you get a chance...you can do it thru the site if you want...there's a contact link at the top...

[Cheyenne]

Yeah, been meaning to do this for awhile.

[DailyBail]

The 7 things you’re paying more for than you think

Bad news for economy: Consumers face higher prices in 2011

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/7-reasons-why-consumers-wont-spur-a-recovery-2011-01-19

[DailyBail]

SEATTLE (MarketWatch) — Apple Inc. announced stellar fourth-quarter earnings on Tuesday in a report that was tinged with sadness over reports of its founder’s ebbing health. The company’s amazing journey over the past three decades reminds us of the mythic Greek story of Marathon, in which a triumphant long-distance runner falls exhausted into the arms of a grateful city after completing an epic task.

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/steve-jobs-and-the-miracle-of-cupertino-2011-01-19

[DailyBail]

Emerging Asia seen as able to withstand inflation fears

Growth may be curbed, but outlook remains bright, analysts say

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/asia-growth-called-on-track-despite-inflation-2011-01-18

[Canuck]

ROFLMFAO!!

[DailyBail]

glad you liked it canuck...brilliant shit...in a warped kind of way...i'm never sure how people will respond to these types of clips...

[Inurface]

I wonder if the bernank would like this.
I went to the web site and saw some really funny stuff. It's worth going to take a look.