If you can handle the profanity, this might be the funniest gold limerick of all time.
Gold soared to a 5-month high today.
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Lyrics
Bring the gold
"Bring the gold, and i'll bring me sack, don't be lookin' for no trouble, I've got friendsto watch me back,see? "Bring the gold,& all those wishes I dont grant, but I'll bring ya golden showers, Irish Springin' from me pants, yeah" "Coins? Im like a f**kin Mario Brother with me f**kin coins!" "Purple horseshoes? Sure, if they be nailed to a golden horse!" "Bring the gold, or I'll bring the pain, sentimental or the dental, if its gold its all the same, see.
Bring the gold
"Bring the gold, dont try to trick me with your ass, cause I'd only f**kin' do ya if you bore a golden lass." "You know I don't give a fuuuck about your f**king cash. Keep your f**king cash to line your panties." "Bring the gold, you know who I am, I won't kill you f**king softly, I will kill you like a ham,see?" "Bring the gold, I want every kind,every f**king golden morsel, every golden thing is mine." "Another funny story? The rainbow goes nowhere. Point bein, St. Patricks a queef. Tis my holiday."