In Milwaukee last night Sylville Smith's sister encourages protestors to burn down the white suburbs, and leave the local weave shops alone. The fact that she took a moment to clarify to the crowd that she herself does not wear a weave makes this a unique and special moment in the annals of the criminally famous.
Burning down shit ain’t gonna help nothin'. You all burnin' down shit we need in our community. Take that shit to the suburbs. Burn that shit down! We need our shit! We need our weave! I don’t wear it, but we need it!
In summary, a black police officer kills a black criminal (who shot a black person in 2015), and blacks in Milwaukee decide to attack whites, and not a peep from our President.
3 women were just removed from inside Graceland barricade area & moved to the protest area. They did not go quietly. pic.twitter.com/xgOEgB92YC— Joyce Peterson (@MemphoNewsLady) August 16, 2016
THIS PROTESTER IS EXTREMELY UNHAPPY
In case you hadn't heard, Memphis Black Lives Matter came up with the genius idea to shut down Elvis Week at Graceland which began tonight. Elvis died 39 years ago today.
I was 11. I remember the day because my 'Irish-twin' brother and I were watching the Cubs lose on WGN when they interrupted the broadcast for a special report to inform us that Elvis had just died on his toilet.
We headed straight for the kitchen to sing the news to our mother, while impersonating Elvis, and she flipped out and didn't really believe us. She became very sad that day. She met Elvis once in an elevator in Louisville and apparently that was an awesome experience for her. We knew this and thus the singing death telegram to increase her pain, and our amusement, I suppose. Sick kids.
Anyway, the King would have none of the protesters bullshit tonight and spoke from the Heavens and released the thunderclouds and frightened the heathens away.
HEY, WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?
This is just a warm-up. The good stuff is inside.
FUNNY SHITE FROM TRUMP ON SLEEPY CLINTON
Story inside from Gateway Pundit.
CANKLE'S PANTSUIT RISES TO THE OCCASION
Joe Biden showed the world more than we asked for Monday afternoon. Much much more.
PHOTO | WE DID NOT ASK TO SEE HER ASS
ARE THE LIZARD PEOPLE IN CHARGE?
Alex Jones and Cenk from TYT almost come to blows. The smart money is on Cenk in this magnificent battle royale. Jones appear frightened by the chest bumps. Anna gets in on the action telling Jones to 'get off the stage you fat fuck.'
This is the greatest election of our lifetime.
DEMOCRACY AT THE DNC
Matthew Iglesias published a leaked message last night from DNC staff to Clinton delegates. Several attendees reported later on Twitter that they heard Hilll-bots actually chanting 'join them.' Stupid is as stupid does.
NETWORKS CENSOR DNC PROTESTS TO PROTECT HILLARY
Video from a protest outside the DNC last night that CNN, MSNBC and the rest of the Clinton-protection media will not show to a national audience.
KAINE EARNS CLINTON FOUNDATION BONUS
Tim Kaine attempts to shield Bill while potential FROTUS daydreams of Monica.
FBI LETTING SECURITY SLIP THROUGH THE CRACKS
The FBI did not alert numerous Americans that they were placed on secret Islamic State kill lists or notify their local police about the potential dangers.
Full story inside.
New York Daily News reporter Gersh Kuntzman's twitter account was flooded with videos of young girls and boys firing AR-15 rifles and smiling, after he wrote that the experience of handling the popular weapon was 'horrifying and left him with PTSD.'
Photos inside as Gertz was memed.
Paulson decides that globalism is more important than party affiliation.
'THEY CAN CONTROL THEIR BORDERS AGAIN'
In Scotland yesterday Donald Trump comments on British independence.
More video inside.