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« Bailout News: Warning! This Dog Will BITE: We Present The Awakened Taxpayer | Main | Beach Party Bailout! Thursday Morning Bailout News Links »
Thursday
Jan222009

RED ALERT. REPEAT. RED ALERT. ALL TAXPAYERS REPORT TO THE DECK! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! REPEAT! THIS NOT A DRILL!

Lewis and Thain are BANK PUNKS on the lamb from the taxpayer.  Please be advised that the suspects are considered to be extremely dangerous to any and all taxpayers, including their children.  Please do not approach or engage these bank punks.  UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!

Senior TaxpayerVoice Officials confirm to DailyBail that and we're quoting here: "these two PUNK-A$$ BITCHE$ broke into the U.S. Treasury Fortress sometime overnight and stole $15 BILLION DOLLARS from YOUR CHILDREN!"

 

Here are some more links on this story.  Most come from Clusterstock because they are covering these bank bailouts more thoroughly than any other media outlet.  Say what you will about Henry's previous career, he has earned back the trust of the American people with his leadership on these issues.  I read close to 400 articles per day, so I know who is leading and who just occasionally grouses.  Henry is not only leading, there are very few others who have even adopted the cause.

 

thain's pricey office digs get him in more hot water      the dailybeast 

blodget again calls for ken lewis's head on a platter...great stuff here        clusterstock

thain officially fired         clusterstock

 

Before the lawsuits, satire. 

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Reader Comments (11)

When is this ever gonna stop? now BAc claiming they need another $100 billion?? Why did these idiots buy countrywide? Where is Angelo Mozilo? he was responsible for all this subprime mess and he got full severence and all his bonuses. Not to mention he sold every single stock at the height of the bubble. Mozilo should be prosecuted asap!

Jan 22, 2009 at 1:04 PM | Unregistered CommenterBrasco Kid

Will we see a golden parachute in Thain's future?

Jan 22, 2009 at 1:58 PM | Unregistered CommenterAngry Jones

@ angry

no but you WILL see him wearing an orange jumpsuit before too long..

Jan 22, 2009 at 2:21 PM | Registered CommenterDailyBail

I would love to see him in orange jumpsuit:)

Jan 22, 2009 at 2:32 PM | Unregistered CommenterBrasco Kid

can i be rewarded for failure too?

Jan 22, 2009 at 3:27 PM | Unregistered CommenterHoo-Hoo-Hoo!

This is outrageous. LUV the part about taxpayers owning these 2 CEO bitches!

Jan 22, 2009 at 8:34 PM | Unregistered Commenterthe rippa

@ the rippa

thanks. we do own these guys. in several ways, actually.
i want to see the 'perp walk' stage soon.
can't wait.
thanks.

Jan 24, 2009 at 3:42 PM | Registered CommenterDailyBail

@ hoo-hoo-hoo

well put.
but under current rules you can't be rewarded UNLESS you ahve political connections. friends of hank, friends of neel, friends of tim, friends of barney frank.

it's all a crock of shiv.

Jan 24, 2009 at 3:53 PM | Registered CommenterDailyBail

@ BRASCO

orange will be the new spring color for some of these guys. see the following.

http://dailybail.com/home/2009/1/23/bailout-news-warning-this-dog-will-bite-we-present-the-awake.html

snip:
The game, Bank CEO Bloodsport. It was Rome, the Coliseum was SRO, and it was a bad, bad day to be a gladiator. And the plebes were none too amused at Taxpayer Bitches Ken Lewis and John Thain. ( Yes. We own you now. Gone are your days of waste on our children's dime. Our recommendation: focus on the fight to keep your name from becoming a federal prison serial # and your suit from being exchanged for something more one-pieceish, and orange. The quick-on, quick-off functionality of your new threads will soon make sense.)


you likey?

Jan 24, 2009 at 3:55 PM | Registered CommenterDailyBail

@ angry jones

thain got a parachute yesterday after he was fired. $1.5 million i think. i will include the link in my next links section.

Jan 24, 2009 at 4:07 PM | Registered CommenterDailyBail

@ brasco kid

mozillo's problem is that he is not TAN ENOUGH.

he would die in prison with bronzer or other tanning apparatus.

Jan 24, 2009 at 4:08 PM | Registered CommenterDailyBail

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