RED ALERT. REPEAT. RED ALERT. ALL TAXPAYERS REPORT TO THE DECK! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! REPEAT! THIS NOT A DRILL!
Lewis and Thain are BANK PUNKS on the lamb from the taxpayer. Please be advised that the suspects are considered to be extremely dangerous to any and all taxpayers, including their children. Please do not approach or engage these bank punks. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!
Senior TaxpayerVoice Officials confirm to DailyBail that and we're quoting here: "these two PUNK-A$$ BITCHE$ broke into the U.S. Treasury Fortress sometime overnight and stole $15 BILLION DOLLARS from YOUR CHILDREN!"
Here are some more links on this story. Most come from Clusterstock because they are covering these bank bailouts more thoroughly than any other media outlet. Say what you will about Henry's previous career, he has earned back the trust of the American people with his leadership on these issues. I read close to 400 articles per day, so I know who is leading and who just occasionally grouses. Henry is not only leading, there are very few others who have even adopted the cause.
thain's pricey office digs get him in more hot water the dailybeast
blodget again calls for ken lewis's head on a platter...great stuff here clusterstock
thain officially fired clusterstock
Before the lawsuits, satire.
Jan 22, 2009 at 11:34 AM
Reader Comments (11)
When is this ever gonna stop? now BAc claiming they need another $100 billion?? Why did these idiots buy countrywide? Where is Angelo Mozilo? he was responsible for all this subprime mess and he got full severence and all his bonuses. Not to mention he sold every single stock at the height of the bubble. Mozilo should be prosecuted asap!
Will we see a golden parachute in Thain's future?
@ angry
no but you WILL see him wearing an orange jumpsuit before too long..
I would love to see him in orange jumpsuit:)
can i be rewarded for failure too?
This is outrageous. LUV the part about taxpayers owning these 2 CEO bitches!
@ the rippa
thanks. we do own these guys. in several ways, actually.
i want to see the 'perp walk' stage soon.
can't wait.
thanks.
@ hoo-hoo-hoo
well put.
but under current rules you can't be rewarded UNLESS you ahve political connections. friends of hank, friends of neel, friends of tim, friends of barney frank.
it's all a crock of shiv.
@ BRASCO
orange will be the new spring color for some of these guys. see the following.
http://dailybail.com/home/2009/1/23/bailout-news-warning-this-dog-will-bite-we-present-the-awake.html
snip:
The game, Bank CEO Bloodsport. It was Rome, the Coliseum was SRO, and it was a bad, bad day to be a gladiator. And the plebes were none too amused at Taxpayer Bitches Ken Lewis and John Thain. ( Yes. We own you now. Gone are your days of waste on our children's dime. Our recommendation: focus on the fight to keep your name from becoming a federal prison serial # and your suit from being exchanged for something more one-pieceish, and orange. The quick-on, quick-off functionality of your new threads will soon make sense.)
you likey?
@ angry jones
thain got a parachute yesterday after he was fired. $1.5 million i think. i will include the link in my next links section.
@ brasco kid
mozillo's problem is that he is not TAN ENOUGH.
he would die in prison with bronzer or other tanning apparatus.