RED ALERT. REPEAT. RED ALERT. ALL TAXPAYERS REPORT TO THE DECK! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! REPEAT! THIS NOT A DRILL!
Jan 22, 2009 at 11:34 AM
DailyBail

Lewis and Thain are BANK PUNKS on the lamb from the taxpayer.  Please be advised that the suspects are considered to be extremely dangerous to any and all taxpayers, including their children.  Please do not approach or engage these bank punks.  UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!

Senior TaxpayerVoice Officials confirm to DailyBail that and we're quoting here: "these two PUNK-A$$ BITCHE$ broke into the U.S. Treasury Fortress sometime overnight and stole $15 BILLION DOLLARS from YOUR CHILDREN!"

 

Here are some more links on this story.  Most come from Clusterstock because they are covering these bank bailouts more thoroughly than any other media outlet.  Say what you will about Henry's previous career, he has earned back the trust of the American people with his leadership on these issues.  I read close to 400 articles per day, so I know who is leading and who just occasionally grouses.  Henry is not only leading, there are very few others who have even adopted the cause.

 

thain's pricey office digs get him in more hot water      the dailybeast 

blodget again calls for ken lewis's head on a platter...great stuff here        clusterstock

thain officially fired         clusterstock

 

Before the lawsuits, satire. 

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