Write The Caption For This Pic Of Bush, Paulson & Bernanke
I'm sure Bush just said something brilliant, as Paulson submissively giggles. And B-52 has no idea how to relate to other humanoids so he's just faking it.
Write something funny and I'll post it.
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Hank the Hammer and his tax free $700 million...
Video: Former Goldman Sachs CEO Henry Paulson has a message for you...
We haven't forgotten the crimes against humanity of former Goldman Sachs CEO Henry Paulson and his tax-free $700 million. We put everything that's important about your former TARP-loving Treasury Secretary into a 90-second comedy short. Take a look!
Read about Paulson's role in the SEC rule change that allowed leverage to explode on Wall Street. This single act played a devastating, but rarely-mentioned role in bringing down the system.
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Note: For those who don't know this works...i wrote the text and we plugged it into the software...and this is the character and setting it spit out...we had no control over the outcome...so Paulson became a blue, alien female...kinda fitting, eh?
Jan 23, 2011 at 2:00 PM
Reader Comments (42)
"So then I said, The Constitution is nothing but a goddamn piece of paper,do it my way. And they did!"
It's amazing how gullible the media is...
Now about this 7 or 800 billion you need for your friends down on Wall Street... how quick do they need it?
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Bush says to Paulson: "Smart move to get down on your knees in front of Pelosi, instead of Barney."
I especially liked the bodyguards/missile/roof defense.
Pure comedy genius; that.
THIS IS NO ACCIDENT, COMRADES http://www.tothepointnews.com/content/view/4143/2/
WILL OBAMA GO TO OKLAHOMA? http://www.tothepointnews.com/content/view/3739/2/
Kinda scares me becouse I know too Much !
I see it comming, I feel it comming, I know its comming. I cant be the only one that cares "Deeply About Our Country", am I........?
Well, hope were all in the same FEMA Camp, so we can keep this thread going. You too, "Darth-Zara-Vader", yr the coolest guy on here............................."Yr a Guy-Right"......? Dont let me down now, "Gomer-Zara".....
Yr the best'est "Slap-Back-Dude" on DB's post. Yr the reason so many of us just keep-a-on, cummin back, just to see if yr on a "Rant Tonight".....................................
Be for Warned thoe...................................You will neaver get as "GREAT" as "Mell Gibson"............thoe. He is the Rant-King as of right now...........................
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/07/exclusive-new-audio-mel-gibson-admits-hitting-oksana-threatens-kill-her-listen-it?om_rid=NQ-S6t&om_mid=_BMO3WuB8OaxpVA
Dont evan try and out do the King-of-Rant.......? S Gompers, aint got nought of crap, to push yr bottons that hard.......? Dumb Fucker, he is going to Jail this time.
Eat-thy-wife, not beat her.......? Its all down hill from thAre, big guy. Stupid Gibson..! You cant fix Stupid, thoe can you. The baby is safe, the wife is save, and Gibson is going to the "Big Haus"..........
The destructive potential of betting on political outcomes became particularly apparent in a notorious prediction market sponsored by the Pentagon, called the “policy analysis market” (PAM) or “terror futures market.” PAM was an attempt to use the predictive power of markets to forecast political events tied to the Middle East, including terrorist attacks. Trading in American Airlines shares in the days before the September 11th attack on the World Trade Center was one of the bases of the Pentagon’s justification for the program. According to the New York Times, the PAM would have allowed trading of futures on political developments including terrorist attacks, coups d’état, and assassinations.
The exchange was shut down a day after it launched, after commentators pointed out that the system made it ridiculously easy to make money with terror attacks.
At a July 28, 2003 press conference, Senators Byron L. Dorgan (D-ND) and Ron Wyden (D-OR) spoke out against the exchange. Wyden stated, “The idea of a federal betting parlor on atrocities and terrorism is ridiculous and it's grotesque,” while Dorgan called it “useless, offensive and unbelievably stupid”.
“This appears to encourage terrorists to participate, either to profit from their terrorist activities or to bet against them in order to mislead U.S. intelligence authorities,” they said in a letter to Admiral John Poindexter, the director of the Terrorism Information Awareness Office, which developed the idea. A week after the exchange closed, Poindexter offered his resignation.
http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/Article21077.html
http://www.webofdebt.com/
http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/index.html
Now they have robbed "Peter, Puul, & Mary", and ol Benny Boy, cant print it fast enough. But, not to worry, they are robbing our savings, 401k, & life Ins. so they should be ok for 1 more year. Then everyone is broke....!
http://www.youtube.com/user/fiercefreeleancer
great link on what a trillion looks like...i had seen that before...and now it is bookmarked...astoudning how large 1 trillion is...
@ ken
That's a great story on indymac...i have written about it and posted that video a few times...
George: Oh that tickles!
Ben: Oh Monica!
Story Caption... Executive Session.
Ben thinking: Oh Monica...
George: Knows it's really Bill but can't contain himself for pulling this one off.
Hank: Hank knew and bet george $10,000 that he couldn't pull this off... but made a $1,000,000 bet with Larry Summers that he could.
Empty shelves in the stores, Martial Law with the National Guard in the streets, Market down 5000 points, a run on the banks, complete economic collapse along with the entire political structure of the United States.
I haven't been able to quit laughing for days.
And then you give the money to fellas that caused whole shebang. I gotta go to the john or I'm gonna piss my pants.
I missundercomprehanded you when you said, you would get in your helicopter and throw billions at the recession.
I didn't realize you intended to do such only over the helipads of AIG, Goldman Sach, BofA, etc.
Now, I get it.