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Write The Caption For This Pic Of Bush, Paulson & Bernanke

I'm sure Bush just said something brilliant, as Paulson submissively giggles.  And B-52 has no idea how to relate to other humanoids so he's just faking it.

Write something funny and I'll post it.



Hank the Hammer and his tax free $700 million...

Video:  Former Goldman Sachs CEO Henry Paulson has a message for you...

We haven't forgotten the crimes against humanity of former Goldman Sachs CEO Henry Paulson and his tax-free $700 million.  We put everything that's important about your former TARP-loving Treasury Secretary into a 90-second comedy short.  Take a look!

Read about Paulson's role in the SEC rule change that allowed leverage to explode on Wall Street.  This single act played a devastating, but rarely-mentioned role in bringing down the system.


Note:  For those who don't know this works...i wrote the text and we plugged it into the software...and this is the character and setting it spit out...we had no control over the outcome...so Paulson became a blue, alien female...kinda fitting, eh?





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Reader Comments (42)

...."so Ben said, 'but we'll never get congress to approve an $800 billion bailout of the banks'"
Jul 11, 2010 at 6:24 PM | Unregistered CommenterJohn Lohman
Let me finish this story and quit worrying about the damn banks. They own the damn congress.

"So then I said, The Constitution is nothing but a goddamn piece of paper,do it my way. And they did!"
Jul 11, 2010 at 6:59 PM | Unregistered CommenterSagebrush
Heck, they love us so much in the Heartland they'll call us the Three Wise Men after we're done fixin' the 'conomy! We got a fool proof plan in place, we're heroes! Another mission accomplished!
Jul 11, 2010 at 7:04 PM | Unregistered CommenterSilas Kain
Errrr... then we feed a bunch of bull to ol' Judy Miller at the Times and convinced everybody that Hussein had enough weapons of mass destruction to blow up Topeka...

It's amazing how gullible the media is...

Now about this 7 or 800 billion you need for your friends down on Wall Street... how quick do they need it?
Jul 11, 2010 at 9:31 PM | Unregistered CommenterHayseed
Bush to Paulson & Bernanke..."What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?"
Jul 11, 2010 at 10:48 PM | Unregistered CommenterZ
I vote for John Lohman and Z.


Bush says to Paulson: "Smart move to get down on your knees in front of Pelosi, instead of Barney."
Jul 11, 2010 at 11:27 PM | Unregistered CommenterNemo
"I know a lot of you think that only total idiots could have elected me President, but Ben here knows better than that, right Ben? Eh eh eh eh."
Jul 12, 2010 at 12:04 AM | Unregistered CommenterRomeman
Bush; "At the rate you two boys and your new boss are f'ing things up, by 2012 they'll be BEGGING for me to come back!"
Jul 12, 2010 at 3:18 AM | Unregistered CommenterRecoverylessRecovery
Bush, " 'Change you can believe in'? ...(giggles) you mean he actually SAID that?
Jul 12, 2010 at 3:32 AM | Unregistered CommenterRecoverylessRecovery
Bush, "Look at Ben over here, pretendin' like he ain't smelled it yet!"
Jul 12, 2010 at 3:39 AM | Unregistered CommenterRecoverylessRecovery
Bush, "And here I was, worrying about what history would say about *MY* presidency!".
Jul 12, 2010 at 4:28 AM | Unregistered CommenterRecoverylessRecovery
Hammerin Hank: "And you thought Cheney exempting the oil companies from the clean water act was a feat.... George, do you know how much $700 billion is??"
Jul 12, 2010 at 10:30 AM | Unregistered CommenterLert

I especially liked the bodyguards/missile/roof defense.
Jul 12, 2010 at 11:39 AM | Unregistered CommenterIt's A Deal
Good stuff so far...you guys might be even more cynical than i am...keep the captions coming...i'll post a bunch of them with the story once everyone has a chance to weigh in...
Jul 12, 2010 at 12:05 PM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
" Pssst Ben, take a peek at Henry. I gave him some bull crap that we're not bailing out anybody. Kinda looks like he's passing something painful don't it? "
Jul 12, 2010 at 12:52 PM | Unregistered CommenterSagebrush
Bush says..."A few years ago, this guy (Obama) would be getting us coffee."
Jul 12, 2010 at 1:21 PM | Unregistered CommenterZ
DB...nice idea with the creative captions...Kennybot's program has continued to crap all over this comment section.
Jul 12, 2010 at 1:31 PM | Unregistered CommenterZ
i removed ken's posts...
Jul 12, 2010 at 4:01 PM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
Shit, when Obama takes over in 2009 , I'll have this mess so "F**ked Up" He'll be blameing me for everything till the day I die. Connie, bring us a 12 Pac, of Beer Please...!
Jul 12, 2010 at 4:27 PM | Unregistered Commentertexasdar
The updated "Three Stooges!"
Jul 12, 2010 at 4:33 PM | Unregistered CommenterErnie Carson
Hands down it's Nemo/"on your knees in front of (a)Frank" for me.

Pure comedy genius; that.
Jul 12, 2010 at 5:11 PM | Unregistered CommenterIt's A Deal
Bush said: "Man Bennie your bout' useless as tits on a Bull and ole' Henry thinks that ain't no BS and bet me 5 bucks you won't grab that pretty filly's behind when she comes walking back by."
Jul 12, 2010 at 6:18 PM | Unregistered CommenterAint Bullshittin'
he said you was keepin' that damn beard cuz it keep the bankers ballz warm....
Jul 12, 2010 at 6:22 PM | Unregistered CommenterAint Bullshittin'
Off Topic......................................

THIS IS NO ACCIDENT, COMRADES http://www.tothepointnews.com/content/view/4143/2/

WILL OBAMA GO TO OKLAHOMA? http://www.tothepointnews.com/content/view/3739/2/

Kinda scares me becouse I know too Much !
Jul 12, 2010 at 6:27 PM | Unregistered Commentertexasdar
Ah, Shit, Dont tell me Dar Killed another good thread again......? CraP, Just when I thought I had somethin to share with ya's, cuz this fall is going to get very interesting.

I see it comming, I feel it comming, I know its comming. I cant be the only one that cares "Deeply About Our Country", am I........?

Well, hope were all in the same FEMA Camp, so we can keep this thread going. You too, "Darth-Zara-Vader", yr the coolest guy on here............................."Yr a Guy-Right"......? Dont let me down now, "Gomer-Zara".....

Yr the best'est "Slap-Back-Dude" on DB's post. Yr the reason so many of us just keep-a-on, cummin back, just to see if yr on a "Rant Tonight".....................................

Be for Warned thoe...................................You will neaver get as "GREAT" as "Mell Gibson"............thoe. He is the Rant-King as of right now...........................


Dont evan try and out do the King-of-Rant.......? S Gompers, aint got nought of crap, to push yr bottons that hard.......? Dumb Fucker, he is going to Jail this time.

Eat-thy-wife, not beat her.......? Its all down hill from thAre, big guy. Stupid Gibson..! You cant fix Stupid, thoe can you. The baby is safe, the wife is save, and Gibson is going to the "Big Haus"..........
Jul 12, 2010 at 9:02 PM | Unregistered Commentertexasdar
I love the smel of bankrupty in the morning
Jul 13, 2010 at 6:08 AM | Unregistered CommenterArend Rietkerk
Betting on Terrorism

The destructive potential of betting on political outcomes became particularly apparent in a notorious prediction market sponsored by the Pentagon, called the “policy analysis market” (PAM) or “terror futures market.” PAM was an attempt to use the predictive power of markets to forecast political events tied to the Middle East, including terrorist attacks. Trading in American Airlines shares in the days before the September 11th attack on the World Trade Center was one of the bases of the Pentagon’s justification for the program. According to the New York Times, the PAM would have allowed trading of futures on political developments including terrorist attacks, coups d’état, and assassinations.

The exchange was shut down a day after it launched, after commentators pointed out that the system made it ridiculously easy to make money with terror attacks.

At a July 28, 2003 press conference, Senators Byron L. Dorgan (D-ND) and Ron Wyden (D-OR) spoke out against the exchange. Wyden stated, “The idea of a federal betting parlor on atrocities and terrorism is ridiculous and it's grotesque,” while Dorgan called it “useless, offensive and unbelievably stupid”.

“This appears to encourage terrorists to participate, either to profit from their terrorist activities or to bet against them in order to mislead U.S. intelligence authorities,” they said in a letter to Admiral John Poindexter, the director of the Terrorism Information Awareness Office, which developed the idea. A week after the exchange closed, Poindexter offered his resignation.

Jul 13, 2010 at 3:39 PM | Unregistered CommenterKen
Gawd, 7/10's of $1 trillion.......

Jul 13, 2010 at 8:01 PM | Unregistered CommenterLert
& not a one in goverment knows how much that realy is. A new car that they buy with thier own money, "Yes".......! A billion, or Trillion Dollars of our money, "No".........its just a waod to them. The American People must have real deep pockets, they neaver run out of our money, till 2 years ago.

Now they have robbed "Peter, Puul, & Mary", and ol Benny Boy, cant print it fast enough. But, not to worry, they are robbing our savings, 401k, & life Ins. so they should be ok for 1 more year. Then everyone is broke....!
Jul 14, 2010 at 11:42 AM | Unregistered Commentertexasdar

Jul 14, 2010 at 10:39 PM | Unregistered CommenterKen
@ lert

great link on what a trillion looks like...i had seen that before...and now it is bookmarked...astoudning how large 1 trillion is...

@ ken

That's a great story on indymac...i have written about it and posted that video a few times...
Jul 14, 2010 at 10:55 PM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
The Three Bandoleros and the greatest bank heist in history!
Jan 23, 2011 at 1:38 PM | Unregistered CommenterRaypc800
Hank: Go baby, go baby, go baby go!

George: Oh that tickles!

Ben: Oh Monica!

Story Caption... Executive Session.
Jan 23, 2011 at 2:13 PM | Unregistered Commenterjohn
"...so we decide to get our dicks out for Fall Guy duties and... Ben's pissed"
Jan 23, 2011 at 2:25 PM | Unregistered Commenteryou don't know me

Ben thinking: Oh Monica...

George: Knows it's really Bill but can't contain himself for pulling this one off.

Hank: Hank knew and bet george $10,000 that he couldn't pull this off... but made a $1,000,000 bet with Larry Summers that he could.
Jan 23, 2011 at 2:30 PM | Unregistered Commenterjohn
Damn, you two are good!

Empty shelves in the stores, Martial Law with the National Guard in the streets, Market down 5000 points, a run on the banks, complete economic collapse along with the entire political structure of the United States.

I haven't been able to quit laughing for days.

And then you give the money to fellas that caused whole shebang. I gotta go to the john or I'm gonna piss my pants.
Jan 23, 2011 at 5:30 PM | Unregistered CommenterSagebrush
Keep touching me like that and you can print all the money you want.....
Jan 23, 2011 at 6:30 PM | Unregistered CommenterRob
Bernanke whispering to George out of the side of his mouth..."Dont take this as a threat or anything,but we can take you out anytime we want. Your just our little monkey. Now laugh like I didnt just threaten you,people are looking"
Jan 23, 2011 at 9:42 PM | Unregistered Commenterkrew09
I've been hanging out with Ben. Check this out, I can crap dollars now!
Jan 24, 2011 at 1:40 PM | Unregistered CommenterKeith
Sorry Ben,
I missundercomprehanded you when you said, you would get in your helicopter and throw billions at the recession.
I didn't realize you intended to do such only over the helipads of AIG, Goldman Sach, BofA, etc.
Now, I get it.
Jan 24, 2011 at 10:39 PM | Unregistered Commenterfliteshare
Lary, Curly, and Moe from the law firm, Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe.
Jan 25, 2011 at 11:52 AM | Unregistered CommenterBert
Anybody else got a foreskin here? Me neither!
Jan 25, 2011 at 2:03 PM | Unregistered CommenterMajor Coward, USFU

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