With One Word, Ted Cruz Just Lost The Indiana Election
ALLEY OOPS!
NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF WORDS HAS EVER CALLED IT A 'RING!'
Cruz Screws Up Hoosiers Reference, Loses Indiana Election A Week Ahead Of Schedule
Ted Cruz, while campaigning in the actual gymnasium used in the film, called a basketball hoop a 'basketball ring', while attempting to pull off an incredibly hokey recreation of a classic scene from the Oscar award-winning film Hoosiers.
And you already know what happened next. It's the same thing that always happens with Cruz. The story blew up on Twitter where he was appropriately ridiculed by the unwashed hordes. It was awesome.
In case you weren't aware, basketball holds a certain importance here in the state of Indiana. You can witness the mayhem in the following clip.
INDIANA VS. #1 KENTUCKY 2013
CHRISTIAN WATFORD -- THE SHOT
This is another view of the Cruz Hoosiers failure.
@DavidMacAnally Cruz reenact a famous HOOSIERS scene to reassure Indiana supporters. Remember this? pic.twitter.com/Hz7nW2lV3I
— David MacAnally (@DavidMacAnally) April 26, 2016
Apr 27, 2016 at 7:34 AM
Reader Comments (9)
Are you fucking KIDDING me? How is it even possible for ANYONE to mess that up?! I'm surprised he got the "y'all" right. Well, sort of. The pronunciation was right, but C3PO's delivery would've been better than Ted's was in that clip.
It's not just that Cruz is a phony. All politicians are that. It's that Cruz's phoniness is so in your face that I often wonder if it's not some twisted inside joke by his handlers.
The most hilarious segments of Ted's manifest fraudulence are his Howdy Doody get-ups. Where in THE HELL does he get those plaid shirts?! They look like they were cut from the picnic tablecloths of giants before tailors from Langley add a custom button so Ted can button them around his Adam's apple. No wonder the poor guy is about to melt under all that waxy makeup, which makes him look like a Hollywood publicity photo from the 1920s.
And those jeans! I didn't know denim could be dyed so dark and suspect from Ted's robotic movement that they're actually made of military-grade canvas. Had the dude never worn a pair jeans before this year?
His handlers must be laughing their asses off. That's the only explanation I can think of for how incredibly forced Ted's whole schtick comes across, like he's been constipated since he was 10.
God save the Queen Ted, God save the Queen....
What American-born male, above the age of 4, could mess this up? Oh, right...
Howdy Doody outfits and tablecloth shirts.
BAHAHAHAHA
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ballet-in-cuba-photos_us_571f95f1e4b01a5ebde36cde
Photos Capture Cuba’s Legendary Ballerinas Dancing In The Streets
Judge Thomas M. Durkin also ordered Hastert to undergo sex-offender treatment, spend two years on supervised release after 15 months behind bars and pay a $250,000 fine to a crime victims' fund.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/former-house-speaker-sentenced-to-more-than-a-year-in-prison/ar-BBsk0IY?ocid=se
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/audio/2016-04-27/paula-dwyer-on-trump-wins-big-in-disability-country-audio
Hillary Clinton goes on about the unwashed masses in Appalachia that are disabled and need help. Merry fucking cracksmas you dumb shits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IuTaB0WzOc
All this in the same day. What a day. Son of a bitch. Hillary's Appalachia statement starts around the 630 mark.