I feel as though I need to say this every time I post something negative on Obama. I am NOT affiliated with either ridiculous political party. Both are essentially the same. And I voted for Obama in 2008, though I never supported him. Without Ron Paul in 2008, it was a choice between two idiots, McPalin and Obankster. So there wasn't much choice.
Considering that nearly half of all U.S. citizens, (recently polled), were not aware that the earth revolves around the sun............it is hardly surprising what kind of people get elected in the United States?
A tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat?"
"Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat, $100 for the story," said the old Chinaman.
The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story".
As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him own the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster. A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.
Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward the Bay. Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.
Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat, and were all drowned.
The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown . "Ahhh," said the owner, "You have come back for story?"
"No, sir." said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat."
"No, sir." said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat."
Right on, plus a bronze Republican that looks like Reagan or one of the Bushes and make the bronze Democrat look like Clinton or Obama.
Although till we get money out of politics your going to need bronze statues for all the political parties because as long as the government can be bought nothing is going to change. The party running the government, be it the Democratic Party, Republican Party, Constitution Party, Green Party, Libertarian Party, America First Party, or whatever Party by the time they win an election they are owned puppets with a fistful of money up their butts guiding every action they make.
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Hadn't seen that poll. You gotta be shitting me.
Sat. night humor.................!
A tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat?"
"Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat, $100 for the story," said the old Chinaman.
The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story".
As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him own the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster. A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.
Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward the Bay. Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.
Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat, and were all drowned.
The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown . "Ahhh," said the owner, "You have come back for story?"
"No, sir." said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat."
Right on, plus a bronze Republican that looks like Reagan or one of the Bushes and make the bronze Democrat look like Clinton or Obama.
Although till we get money out of politics your going to need bronze statues for all the political parties because as long as the government can be bought nothing is going to change. The party running the government, be it the Democratic Party, Republican Party, Constitution Party, Green Party, Libertarian Party, America First Party, or whatever Party by the time they win an election they are owned puppets with a fistful of money up their butts guiding every action they make.