Ted Cruz Makes Sexual Reference, Creeps Out Entire Nation

CREEPY TED STRIKES AGAIN

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TRUMP TAKEDOWN

Hilarious Vine from Cruz's concession speech last night in New York, where Lyin' Ted got his ass handed to him on a Canadian Platter.

Apparently, Ted thinks America is at her best only under certain conditions:

"America has always been best when she is lying down with her back on the mat. And the crowd has given the final count."

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Here's a few notes on young Ted at Princeton:

Several Princeton classmates described the young Cruz with words like abrasive, intense, strident, crank, and arrogant.  Four independently offered the word 'creepy,' with some pointing to Cruz’s habit of donning a paisley bathrobe and walking to the opposite end of their dorm’s hallway where the female students lived.

"I would end up fielding the girls’ complaints: Could you please keep your roommate out of our hallway?"

And of course, who could forget the dildo story as Texas Solicitor General...

Comments

[DailyBail]

Ted Cruz's New York Concession Speech Is More Sexual Sounding Than He (Probably) Wanted It To Be

http://www.bustle.com/articles/155745-ted-cruzs-new-york-concession-speech-is-more-sexual-sounding-than-he-probably-wanted-it-to

[Patrick]

Good bye Dr. Zod!

[Puncastle]

Obviously a boxing reference... not a sexual one. The sexism comes from those who don't realize that there are female boxers.

[DailyBail]

In a boxing reference you don't say 'lying down', you would say 'knocked down'.

His speechwriters fucked up. No one would have noticed if he had worded it correctly. That's part of what makes him so creepy (not to mention his ginormous head with ugly mug up-front). He does shit like this all the time.

[Insidious]

Lyin Ted has changed his name to Dildo Ted. Go research Ted's Dildo bill he placed in front of the Texas Legislature. Dildo Ted is a closet creep and that includes his father who speaks in tongues. What a gross family

[DailyBail]

I've seen the dildo story. His undergrad days at Princeton are full of fun memories as well.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/08/19/ted-cruz-at-princeton-creepy-sometimes-well-liked-and-exactly-the-same.html

[DailyBail]

In addition to Mazin and Leitch, several fellow classmates who asked that their names not be used described the young Cruz with words like “abrasive,” "intense," “strident,” “crank,” and “arrogant." Four independently offered the word “creepy,” with some pointing to Cruz’s habit of donning a paisley bathrobe and walking to the opposite end of their dorm’s hallway where the female students lived.

“I would end up fielding the [girls’] complaints: 'Could you please keep your roommate out of our hallway?'" Mazin says.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/08/19/ted-cruz-at-princeton-creepy-sometimes-well-liked-and-exactly-the-same.html

[DailyBail]

The Lesser-Known Tale of Ted Cruz, the Anti-Dildo Monger

http://www.alternet.org/election-2016/lesser-known-tale-ted-cruz-anti-dildo-monger

[skinflint]

My favorite Ted talk was when he grilled Feinstein on the finer issues of the 2nd amendment. Wasn't he Rehnquists helper at SCOTUS? I mean if you looked at them as a collection the whole group of them are kind of creepy. Kind of like a lawyer Munster show.

[DailyBail]

Haven't seen that.

[DailyBail]

Sean Hannity Is Mad as Hell Ted Cruz Won't Come Clean About Stealing Delegates From Trump

http://gawker.com/sean-hannity-is-mad-as-hell-ted-cruz-wont-come-clean-ab-1772005891

[Bruce Hayden]

I think if a man were to hide or steal his lady's toy, he would soon feel more than 67 pages of wrath. Enduring that, thus the efficacy of written law.

[DeeDee]

He is still creepy :) But he is not the only creepy running for president now. We will receive same results--America will be screwed!!!

[DailyBail]

BRUCE

What does 67 pages of wrath feel like?

Probably not very good.