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Aug042012

SNL Presidential Mockery: Hu Jintao Asks Obama "Why You Not Kiss Me Before You Do Sex To Me"

Very funny skit on the national debt.  It starts out slowly, but the jokes kick in after a minute or so.

  • "You are not allowed to pay us back in clunkers."
  • "Do I look like Mrs. Obama?  Then why you are trying to do sex to me like Mrs. Obama."

Saturday Night Live annihilates Obama in a mock presser with Chinese President Hu Jintao and his unique interpreter.

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Nov 24, 2009 at 3:52 PM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
http://hotair.com/archives/2009/10/04/video-snl-goofs-on-obama-for-accomplishing-nothing/
Video: SNL goofs on Obama for accomplishing nothing

Has the video from SNL's last skit on Obama from October that we didn't post...
Nov 24, 2009 at 3:55 PM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
Lol. Funny video thanks for sharing.

In real life however I doubt the Chinese would REALLY bend-over and willingly take it up the xxx like that, what with their having a 3-million man standing army, nuclear capability and all. Heck they needn't even fire a shot in order to sink the USA. All they would need to do is ask to cash out all their saved T bills at once.

If anything it'll soon be OBAMA bending over and offering-up his enticing gluteus maximus to the ravaging Chinese ...along with about another 300 million Americans lining up right behind him.

Thank you Obama!
Nov 24, 2009 at 7:13 PM | Unregistered CommenterRecoverylessRecovery
This is the funniest SNL clip I've seen in a long time. Its soooo true.
Nov 25, 2009 at 5:02 PM | Unregistered CommenterMelinda Pennington
Funny video, I wonder who will be getting sexed up if the tungsten plated gold gets traced back to us...



http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/Article14996.html

Thanks Mark for the Nostradamus reference.

Quatrain 28 in book eight:

“The imitations of gold and silver will become inflated which after the rape are thrown into the fire, after discovering all is exhausted and dissipated by the dept. All scripts and bonds are wiped out.”
Nov 27, 2009 at 2:21 PM | Unregistered CommenterS. Gompers
What a riot. Missed this the first time around. China is selling treasuries, not buying these days. They have gotten the hint.
Aug 29, 2010 at 1:54 PM | Unregistered CommenterD.N.A.
Thanks to Patrick for posting this story tonight...I hope the Patrick.net readers will make this site a daily stop...we cover many of the same issues...

http://patrick.net
Aug 30, 2010 at 1:10 AM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
That skit is so accurate and so funny!
Aug 30, 2010 at 8:54 AM | Unregistered CommenterRobin Thomas
Just a reminder for Obama's speech on Iraq...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb-AhVH1Hjg

How will Obama address his flip flop?
Aug 31, 2010 at 5:04 PM | Unregistered CommenterZ
If Obama were to wear his birth certificate on his forehead for the speech, he would regain his popularity. Oh, he would also be removed from office but think of the gift he would be giving Michelle...endless vacations.
Aug 31, 2010 at 5:15 PM | Unregistered CommenterZ
Obama is a government worker, he would still get his pension and he could start double dipping in his next government job.
Aug 31, 2010 at 5:17 PM | Unregistered CommenterZ
I think it is funny that SNL, often criticized for being too liberal, but always going after politicians regardless is being singled out. Maybe SNL is just getting a little free publicity. Other times SNL sketches make the news, regardless of who they are targeting, look at how Tina Fey's Sarah Palin imitations were played on the network news last year. It was so frequent people actually think it was Sarah Palin who said "I can see Russia from my house", not Tina Fey. But my argument for years has been, whether it is Fox or CNN or whatever, networks should be neutral ground. Both sides can give their comments or editorials, as long as they are stated as such. But I don't think a network or station should be 'liberal' or 'conservative'.
Nov 12, 2010 at 10:07 AM | Unregistered CommenterShazam
I love the comment at the beginning about human rights. Reminds me of that fascist prick Bush lecturing Putin about human rights while he was running a torture camp at Guantanamo and detaining people without trial. It's enough to make a priest curse God.
Nov 24, 2010 at 5:42 PM | Unregistered CommenterBig M
lotsa hidden gems in there. early on obama calls hu jintao "jintao". kinda like calling george washington just "george" in a formal setting. second, obama is wearing a red tie. usually when these kinda meetups happen the chinese wear red (for their cultural affinity for red and/or its connotations toward communism). that obama is wearing it here is a real slap. calls him out as a 'communist" or their lackey.

sadly, the most offensive part of the skit was that the actor playing hujintao was just blabbering the whole time. they couldn't even be bothered to get a guy who could speak the world's #1 language (in sheer number of daily users) but rather resorted to the lazy "blah, blah, blah" route.

hey, next time ya'll need a white guy to butcher the chinese language let me know, as i have been doing it for a living for years!
Nov 24, 2010 at 8:20 PM | Unregistered Commenterst.louiskevin
some nice insight kevin...
Nov 26, 2010 at 3:20 AM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
Speaking of sex..... Russia warns John Mccain and Joe Lieberman not to poke their nose in someone elses business.

http://en.rian.ru/russia/20110106/162059190.html

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Sergei Katyrin, Vice President of Russia's Trade and Commerce Chamber, said McCain and Lieberman had better "not poke their noses in somebody else's business."
Jan 6, 2011 at 8:30 AM | Unregistered Commenterjohn
russia might not have problems with fatcat bankers, but they still have their issues...
Jan 6, 2011 at 7:43 PM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
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Feb 18, 2011 at 5:47 PM | Unregistered Commentereevdkrzn
China opposes west bank and east jerusalem settlements.

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english2010/china/2011-02/19/c_13739283.htm
Feb 19, 2011 at 8:35 AM | Unregistered Commenterjohn
Chinese peacekeepers leave for Lebanon

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english2010/china/2011-02/19/c_13740063.htm

[snip]

CHENGDU, Feb. 19 (Xinhua) -- A 160-member Chinese peacekeeping team left Chengdu, the capital of southwest China's Sichuan Province, on Saturday, aboard a chartered plane to Lebanon.

Composed of 130 engineering troops and 30 medical staff, the group is the first batch of the eighth Chinese peacekeeping detachment that will be posted in Lebanon. The second batch of 145 engineering troops will leave on March 1.

The contingent will conduct an eight-month UN peace mission in southern Lebanon and are responsible for mine clearing, road construction, and humanitarian tasks.
Feb 20, 2011 at 6:38 PM | Unregistered Commenterjohn
Israel navy to take Lebanon gas resource

http://www.presstv.ir/detail/166188.html

[snip]

Last year, Israel threatened to use military force to capture Leviathan.

The Speaker of the Parliament of Lebanon, Nabih Berri reacted by saying that "Israel is racing to make the case a fait accompli and was quick to present itself as an oil emirate, ignoring the fact that, according to the maps, the deposit extends into Lebanese waters."
Feb 20, 2011 at 6:54 PM | Unregistered Commenterjohn
Wow, The timing of this video is great. A YouTube video was just released Showing Obama's Wedding ring for YEARS before he was married to Michele. Suggesting Obama was married to a Pakistan Boy/Man in his early days. Complete with photos of sitting on his lap and a history of the ring in many photos.

This is also suggested that why Obama overturned the DADT and now seeks Same Sex Marriage.

It was on Teaparty. More to CUM I guess in next video. Goes also with the guy who claims to have been Obama's Cocaine Lover and made sworn statements to its truth. The Video is about WHY Obama has gone to such great lengths to HIDE his past. As Sheriff Arpaio says the Birth Certificate is a Fraud as well as the SSN that Obama has been using.

One thing missing. American's are taking it up the BuTT as this country turns into a Police State as Israeli are training SWAT and Military for US Crowd Control. Who would know more about that. I just hope we don't get the JEW ONLY roads here like Israel has in the West Bank. We would have RIOTS worse the LA ever saw.
Aug 9, 2012 at 12:13 PM | Unregistered CommenterMaj William Martin

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