ShamWow Frontman Vince Shlomi Arrested For Felony Battery On A Prostitute

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On the lighter side, we have Keith Olbermann with some commentary on the arrest of ShamWow spokesperson Vince Shlomi. There's also footage of a rabid bobcat entering a bar in Arizona and biting the 1 patron stupid enough to chase it around and antagonize it.

The Smoking Gun is reporting that Vince Shlomi was arrested last month in South Beach, Miami, Florida for felony battery of a prostitute, Sasha Harris after she bit his tongue and would not let go.  Had she only succeeded in severing his offensive organ, we would never again be forced to hear this on CNBC.

Sasha Harris in mugshots from 2005 and 2008.

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Comments

[DailyBail]

Looks like Vince might have been a victim of an attack by the Church of Scientology.

This is exactly the type of thing they would do. Ask yoursel why a hooker would attempt to bite off a tongue.

It makes no sense until you find out the scientologists want him silenced.

Read this:

http://skepchick.org/blog/?p=5490

http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=109&STORY=/www/story/05-11-2004/0002171569&EDATE=

[VInce]

"You're gonna love my nuts!"

"ShamPow!"

[Short Seller]

Anyone buying from these informercials is stupid.

[spideydouble]

@Short Seller

"Anyone buying from these [infomercials] is stupid."

The same thing could be said for the politicians buying from the Fed/Treasury infomercial on infinite loop.

[Puzo]

It's ponzi everywhere you look.

Wouldn't be shocked to hear that the Church of Scientology arranged this to rid vince of his tongue.

He would have no skill left. It smells fishy.