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Meet Chairman Bernanke's Replacement - Happy Hour In Santa Cruz

Chairman Bernanke's replacement - Santa Cruz City Council:

'The Machine can make it for us...'

We applaud her passion and determination, if nothing else.

 

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I laughed so hard when one person actually clapped!
Jul 31, 2009 at 10:44 PM | Unregistered Commentermark mchugh
President Obama is in charge of the economy, why doesn't he get more press in here? He is on the cover of Time for the 12th week in a row but not on this cover.
Aug 1, 2009 at 12:24 AM | Unregistered Commentergobias bluth
Way to go, California Department of Education.
Aug 1, 2009 at 12:36 AM | Unregistered CommenterSonic Ninja Kitty
like um..um..omg..like um..and you know..like um..omg! um..and um..like totally um..

LOL!!!
Aug 1, 2009 at 1:02 AM | Unregistered CommenterSell Short
For the Americans reading this, that have never left America...

This is how the rest of the world views America and Americans

:-)
Aug 1, 2009 at 4:31 AM | Unregistered CommenterMorton
I just blew chunks laughing so hard, OMGosh... Where are these girls now that I'm single?
Aug 1, 2009 at 10:18 AM | Unregistered CommenterDavid
This HAS to be a put- on. I can't believe anyone can be this stupid.
Aug 1, 2009 at 4:34 PM | Unregistered CommenterPhil
Phil.

It's painfully real.
Aug 1, 2009 at 5:05 PM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
Frightening...she was probably home-schooled. How much weed do you think she smoked in preparation?

However, here's a hippie chick whose utlimate goal seemed to be wanting to help people get access to healthy foods, and to encourage people to grow their own (veggies, that is). I'll take this over brilliant and evil any day...
Aug 2, 2009 at 11:50 AM | Unregistered CommenterAngry Jones
Loved it, can't wait to see the healthy pesticides. Where are those slaves onthe east coast?
Aug 3, 2009 at 11:49 AM | Unregistered CommenterS. Gompers
The coolest thing to me is that she's so 'out there' that she hears all the people around her bashing Bush all the time that she actually knows enough to be someone that has a decent thing to say about Bush. So the delivery is right out of the bottom of the worst sorority. However, she definitely is aware of what's around her. And she clearly thinks about it. Like she wasn't a mind-numb typical liberal out there that blames Bush.

Catching myself a little here though. "Best" line is definitely the slave thing. The point about the East Coast being Mars-like and this distant place full of weirdos that you can attribute outlandish things too-- I get that.

I love those rich as she-it NE's that say "tax us more, we want to give back to the community". We need opt-in tax rates. Lock these people into a 5 or 10 year committment at a weak point. Have them sign a form for their higher tax rate. IT'S NOT GOVERNMENT'S JOB TO BE NICE. Do it yourself.
Aug 4, 2009 at 8:12 AM | Unregistered Commenteranon
Yo the land is free! so... we can just sell it at the farmer's market!
Aug 7, 2009 at 4:36 PM | Unregistered CommenterDC
Edited.
Sep 6, 2009 at 12:55 PM | Unregistered CommenterRandy
I cannot believe my eyes and ears. Yeah It was edited because the yacker went on forever. I think she dyes her hair dark or is that just the norm for a Cali-girl. I need to get me one of them East Cost slaves though to work on my free land to sell my "healthy" pesticide fruit and vegetable tree items at the farmers market. Or sell in my mandatory lower rent store so we can all get rich. Yeah I like skipping the hard work piece too.....

She's forgetting one thing though, our Founding Fathers out in place a system that we could all have the same opportunity to peruse happiness, NOT the guarantee that we'd all have the same result....The only threat to democracy is people voting themselves entitlements from the government....That's called socialism..
Sep 21, 2009 at 11:38 AM | Unregistered CommenterAmy D
Most of you think of this as funny....people like this are a nail in the coffin. I have travelled to 38 different states. If you think this is lack of intelligence is confined to California.... think again. One word "embarrassing" We're fucking fucked. Sorry for the big words I apologize if you have to use the dictionary. I am going to throw up now ummmmmmmmm...thanks.
Oct 6, 2009 at 11:56 AM | Unregistered CommenterRussell W (Phoenix, AZ)
Is this poor lady in any way connected to Crawford, Texas? Her rambling style of speech and difficulty in focusing on the topics reminds me of a certain someone who summered there extensively.
Oct 16, 2009 at 9:56 PM | Unregistered CommenterGoKaptur!
Still, at least she's got big tits. We've got Gordon Brown, he has no redeeming features at all.

Good luck America!
Mar 13, 2010 at 5:19 PM | Unregistered CommenterBrit just passing by
What's really scary is we have people in the U.S. Congress who are less informed than this lady. And they can vote their bull-shit into law.
Apr 10, 2010 at 9:23 PM | Unregistered CommenterSagebrush
uh-huh...
Apr 10, 2010 at 9:29 PM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
Veggies grow on trees. I think her head is good for cabbage patch. Like yeah, let's sell her then on farmer's market.
Apr 11, 2010 at 12:49 AM | Unregistered Commenterdaniela
The only thing worse than this: Americans who don't get up and talk at the City Council meeting, Americans who don't know a City Council exists, Americans who don't know City Council meetings take place. The worst of the worst: Americans who don't care.

In that context, this person represents one of the better Americans.
Apr 11, 2010 at 12:50 PM | Unregistered CommenterDebra
Wanda: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I’ve known sheep who could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you, ape?
Otto: Apes don’t read philosophy.
Wanda: Yes they do, Otto, they just don’t understand it.
May 5, 2010 at 4:42 PM | Unregistered CommenterJohn Russell
holy F! Why does anyone read fiction?
Aug 6, 2010 at 6:05 PM | Unregistered Commentercutterpunk
I live in California....I"M OUT OF HERE!
Sep 10, 2010 at 2:22 PM | Unregistered CommenterJB
She's obviously been well brain-washed about the healthy pesticides; Monsanto must be getting their propaganda out in Santa Cruz! But I think she is sweet, good-hearted and well-intentioned; She certainly has more value as a human being that any of those CEO's at Monsanto, Citi-Group, Bank of America, Goldman, Sachs, et al.
Nov 21, 2010 at 3:28 PM | Unregistered Commenterkat sullivan
Incredible. It's all so simple. And, when California gets all that free green energy in place they will truly lead the USA to prosperity. Lead way California. Lead the way.
Nov 23, 2010 at 3:11 PM | Unregistered CommenterRH
And Americans want to control the world???
We're screwed, man......
Dec 6, 2010 at 6:50 PM | Unregistered CommenterDon
"And Americans want to control the world???
We're screwed, man......"

I don't want to control the world, I just want to be left the hell alone by a government that continues to pry into my life, make stupid laws, and fail to enforce them against the biggest criminals in the world.

And as someone else stated, this type of retardation isn't limited to California, it's been spotted in all 58 states (to quote Obama)...
Dec 22, 2010 at 1:18 PM | Unregistered CommenterMike
At her age you would think that she would know that she is the dumbest one in the room. What box has she been living in. She is just right to be on Jay Leno Show............................wonder if shw could find Ca. on the map...?
Dec 22, 2010 at 4:08 PM | Unregistered CommenterTexas Dar
Hmm.....everyone is making good points, and education is important, but this girl has no speech skills, for one her posture is horrible and it gives away the fact that she was nervous as hell! Cut the poor chick a break, its easy to type out a insult to one persons moment of stage fright, but to accuse her of drugs? maybe if she was high it would of been a little easier for her....and about the government prying into our lives..ive been to 6 different country's all on the eastern side of Europe, and trust me the freedoms that we have here in the United States are the best in the world. Also those laws that you complain about are what gives this country structure and is what defines this great nation.
Jan 2, 2011 at 2:11 PM | Unregistered CommenterJoshua
Unfortunately this is what we have thanks to the 'valley girl' teacher cruz (pronounced crews and honoring Santa Cruz itself. Remember the valley girl? played by Moon Zappa)

Like omg, gag her with a spoon girl? Like omg its free and food and stuff. Food is really really good and its renewable energy. So Clintons big move to get manufacturing into Ireland lasted exactly how long the initial loan lasted. Happens all the time.
Jan 13, 2011 at 4:42 AM | Unregistered CommenterSlackerSlayer
Well said young lady. In your own simple, humble way you have completely eclipsed everyone in that Maritime court and most who commented here. More courage than King David. To answer your questions, which were posed as statements; the Land is not free because the USA is under contract to Britain which is under contract to the Vatican. They must have their pound of flesh you know. All must pay Caesar/Pope his tithe.
May all sarcastic dimwits eat their words, instead of veggies, and live to see the Inquisition, HR6166 the Military Commissions Act, turn on America.
And those of you who can read, look it up. You are all slaves.
Jan 18, 2011 at 10:31 AM | Unregistered Commentermoriyah
Keeping in line with the ignorant statements, but really for the sake of humor, let me offer my (mock) opinion --

This girl is clearly a "valley girl" from San Jose where her rich, Republican parents probably own a few pretty parcels of land in Santa Cruz; many with homes on them in which the walk-in closet and/or garage has been converted to an "affordable" studio to accomodate the fluctuating coastal population. They (the Republicans and valley girls) live and work in San Jose but their families own land in Santa Cruz and allow the rest of us to live there. After all, the local "liberal arts" students, homeless "culture" and budding number of marijuana smokers (some people were counted twice) help keep Santa Cruz decorated in an eccentrically eclectic manner which attracts tourists to the MacPherson museum.

Ironically, her parents wealth is what's enabled her to probably be living "homeless" on a commune somewhere in Santa Cruz; speaking at public town debates; and growing and eating just enough fruits and vegetables to allow her to remain conscious but that's unfortunately resulted in such vitamin B12 deficiency that she's essentially turned into a vegetable, almost literally.

Or maybe Lockheed-Martin got to her. No one knows exactly what they do up there at the edge of Bonny Doom, I mean Doon.

PS - I love Santa Cruz and I am a (lacto-ovo) predominantly raw food vegetarian. And there are more meat-eaters low in B12 than vegetarians. Chew on that. If you want to come visit Santa Cruz just take Hwy 1 to Hwy 17 north and keep going. ;)
Jan 23, 2011 at 11:16 AM | Unregistered CommenterMara Grace
My views depicted in plain view, of the US education system and Sweden is not far behind.
Scary that these people are the future ... sigh.
It almost makes you think the eugenicists are on to something... damn scary
Jan 28, 2011 at 9:47 AM | Unregistered CommenterSwedishExMil
"Frightening...she was probably home-schooled." -Angry Jones (anonymous, of course)

Ummm, this is the 21st century. 100 years ago that might have been true, but have you seen what the public institutions have been producing lately? In reality, statistical probability suggests that she went to public school. Very few people in California are home-schooling. As a former Angeleno, I think that is a telling fact altogether. My best friend begged a Fresno school to hold his step-son back a year to repeat the eighth grade. His step-son failed every class. Public school's answer: Denied! No room. Overcrowded. Gotta move on.

His boy is now in high school, having not passed the eighth grade! This is not an isolated incident. The public schools are giving high school diplomas to illiterates. No joke! The only language many kids are fluent in today is "text". WTF? OMG! Our public schools and many of our "finest" universities have become sheeple farms.

Don't get me wrong. This is no fault of the teachers. This is just the reality of the system. The classes are overcrowded, and the teachers have 10% of the high maintenance students, taking up 90% of their time. The rest of the kids fall through the cracks unless they're self-motivated or have parents that care enough to follow up and make sure they are learning. So, the caring parents are essentially filling in the blanks with home-schooling anyway.

Now, barring a few exceptions, who is going to care more about your child's education than you? My hat's off to parents who give up a second income to ensure their children know how to read and write, understand science, mathematics, history and geography, think critically and apply deductive reasoning. They do this out of extreme love for their children.

I feel sorry for the many parents that cannot afford to school their children at home or in a private school. It's certainly difficult to do with the cost of living today. Most working couples could not survive without a dual income. Many could survive, but choose to keep up with the Jones' instead.

Thomas Jefferson bankrupted himself by personally funding the first public school. He was so heavy-hearted about the issue, that he wanted every parent to be able to afford an education for their children. At that time, only the very affluent aristocracy could afford an education. Guess what? It was in the home, by the parents or private tutor. Most everyone else spent their days toiling just to survive, including children. Our founding fathers weren't perfect by any means, but they certainly weren't a bunch of dummies! They weren't social retards either. Jefferson would spin in his grave could he witness what public education has become, especially in California.

Don't be so quick to judge home-schooling. A small bit of research goes a long way in educating yourself on the issue.
Feb 10, 2011 at 11:56 AM | Unregistered CommenterWilhelm Stefans
Thank God there is only one of these left.
Feb 13, 2011 at 6:06 PM | Unregistered CommenterRTB
Have just experienced a sudden drop in my own personal IQ, just for having watched this clip. Does anyone know, was she allowed to breed?
Feb 16, 2011 at 11:52 AM | Unregistered CommenterRandall
JOSH your as high as she is
Feb 18, 2011 at 1:49 PM | Unregistered Commenterme
Here is you typical Barack Obama supporter:

http://noiri.blogspot.com/2011/02/how-obama-got-elected-by-these-voters.html

.........and then we have this:

http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=4zRbe3kv70A


http://weaselzippers.us/2011/03/02/video-leftist-wisconsin-protesters-cant-explain-what-theyre-fighting-against/

This is why the country is in the mess we are in. These are the typical people who support and vote for Democrats. Why do they vote this way. A simple answer of one word: "Entitlements". The Party of Free!

http://noiri.blogspot.com/2010/08/how-and-why-obama-got-elected-idiot.html
Mar 5, 2011 at 5:05 PM | Unregistered CommenterTaterSalad
Way to go Progressive and Socialist Dept. of Education. It's called the Dumbing Down of America and they are doing a bang up job.
May 1, 2011 at 10:19 AM | Unregistered CommenterJudyann J
A perfect rebuttal to all those dumb blond jokes.
Jun 2, 2011 at 7:31 PM | Unregistered Commenterspixleatedlifeform
I pity the man that has to live with her.
Jun 28, 2011 at 7:56 PM | Unregistered CommenterKoma
You guys get down on somebody lacking interface ability with the outside world. How about showing you have an understanding about who NSA general Michael Aquino is and was and the ties with George H.W. Bush going back 30 years and being director of all military psychological warfare under George W. Bush, maybe for 9-11. And maybe for the assault on Norway for queen lizard and the rest. You guys can't pay attention either. Or are you waiting for the bad guys to get away? I'm sure since I first posted that noise on Aquino and Bush, steps have been taken to erase any clues. Don't identify with boobs. The coin of the realm is being carried off in car trunks. Vince Foster was going to breakdown during the White Water hearings concerning his hauling of certs. of dep. to Switzerland. The White House whacked him IN the White house, and took him out and dumped him in the park. That is how serious and corrupt recent administrations have become.
If you don't get rid of the problem, the problem will get rid of you. Unless you are white, standing at attention, and can watch the top satanist on earth sodomize your child and applaud the act so that it is believable. These are sick people and I am sick of having to mention their presence in your lives. They are a cancer on your lives that YOU need to help cure.
Pity that woman has had to rely on her tits to do the talking for her so often. I wonder if they know how to diagnose transmission problems.
Thanx for the space, Daily Bail.
Jul 24, 2011 at 2:14 AM | Unregistered CommenterHoward T. Lewis III
WTF was that? I think my IQ dropped a few points.
Jul 24, 2011 at 9:17 AM | Unregistered Commentersteve in Iowa
What it must be "LIKE" to have a NEGATIVE IQ , only in California do they make people "LIKE" this woman!

"LIKE, I'm a total MORON!"

LIKE!
We can grow stuff of the the land, like, it's free
and stuff
We can sell it at the farmers market coz it's like, FREE!!
Jul 24, 2011 at 10:34 AM | Unregistered CommenterTWCNone
So is Norway going to investigate this for real or just go through the motions?

I have faith that Norway will take care of this in a proper manner because now these psycopaths have gone too far, or is this just another warmup?
Jul 24, 2011 at 11:46 PM | Unregistered CommenterMike
At least she had the balls to get up and try to make a change for something she believed in, rather than groaning about crap on line. That being said, I can see the NWO's dumbing down of America at work here.
Jul 25, 2011 at 9:14 AM | Unregistered CommenterLee
Is Bleeding profusley out of my ears the beginning's of a Brain Hemorrhage!
Aug 18, 2011 at 7:38 PM | Unregistered Commenterjimmy
100,000 sperms and she was the fastest?
Aug 29, 2011 at 8:25 PM | Unregistered CommenterHOUNDDAWG
I laughed at first too, but after reading some of the well thought out and informative posts I realized she had the courage to speak up for some good things. She could have done it better but I give her credit for trying to be a good person and actually do something to affect change, rather than just typing behind a screen and bashing everything without offering any REAL effort to change things. We have an awful lot of experts in America and our nation is doing so poorly. I wonder why.
Sep 16, 2011 at 2:45 AM | Unregistered CommenterOne

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