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Video:  Chairman Bernanke's replacement -- Santa Cruz -- Deep Space Continuum

This is a republish.  One of the 2 or 3 funniest pieces from last year.  Garnered close to 50,000 views including emailed links sent by readers.  We should have called it -- Why California Is Ultimately Doomed.

The best line (and trust me it was a Herculean task to choose given the abundance of material this young lady offers) is: 

  • "The Machine Can Make It For Us."

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I laughed so hard when one person actually clapped!
July 31, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermark mchugh
President Obama is in charge of the economy, why doesn't he get more press in here? He is on the cover of Time for the 12th week in a row but not on this cover.
August 1, 2009 | Unregistered Commentergobias bluth
Way to go, California Department of Education.
August 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSonic Ninja Kitty
like um..um..omg..like um..and you know..like um..omg! um..and um..like totally um..

LOL!!!
August 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSell Short
@mark

I had the same thought at the light clapping.
August 1, 2009 | Registered CommenterDailyBail
For the Americans reading this, that have never left America...

This is how the rest of the world views America and Americans

:-)
August 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMorton
I just blew chunks laughing so hard, OMGosh... Where are these girls now that I'm single?
August 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDavid
This HAS to be a put- on. I can't believe anyone can be this stupid.
August 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterPhil
Phil.

It's painfully real.
August 1, 2009 | Registered CommenterDailyBail
Frightening...she was probably home-schooled. How much weed do you think she smoked in preparation?

However, here's a hippie chick whose utlimate goal seemed to be wanting to help people get access to healthy foods, and to encourage people to grow their own (veggies, that is). I'll take this over brilliant and evil any day...
August 2, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAngry Jones
Loved it, can't wait to see the healthy pesticides. Where are those slaves onthe east coast?
August 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterS. Gompers
The coolest thing to me is that she's so 'out there' that she hears all the people around her bashing Bush all the time that she actually knows enough to be someone that has a decent thing to say about Bush. So the delivery is right out of the bottom of the worst sorority. However, she definitely is aware of what's around her. And she clearly thinks about it. Like she wasn't a mind-numb typical liberal out there that blames Bush.

Catching myself a little here though. "Best" line is definitely the slave thing. The point about the East Coast being Mars-like and this distant place full of weirdos that you can attribute outlandish things too-- I get that.

I love those rich as she-it NE's that say "tax us more, we want to give back to the community". We need opt-in tax rates. Lock these people into a 5 or 10 year committment at a weak point. Have them sign a form for their higher tax rate. IT'S NOT GOVERNMENT'S JOB TO BE NICE. Do it yourself.
August 4, 2009 | Unregistered Commenteranon
It's a freaking riot.
August 5, 2009 | Registered CommenterDailyBail
Yo the land is free! so... we can just sell it at the farmer's market!
August 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDC
Edited.
September 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRandy
I cannot believe my eyes and ears. Yeah It was edited because the yacker went on forever. I think she dyes her hair dark or is that just the norm for a Cali-girl. I need to get me one of them East Cost slaves though to work on my free land to sell my "healthy" pesticide fruit and vegetable tree items at the farmers market. Or sell in my mandatory lower rent store so we can all get rich. Yeah I like skipping the hard work piece too.....

She's forgetting one thing though, our Founding Fathers out in place a system that we could all have the same opportunity to peruse happiness, NOT the guarantee that we'd all have the same result....The only threat to democracy is people voting themselves entitlements from the government....That's called socialism..
September 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAmy D
Well said Amy:

She's forgetting one thing though, our Founding Fathers out in place a system that we could all have the same opportunity to peruse happiness, NOT the guarantee that we'd all have the same result....The only threat to democracy is people voting themselves entitlements from the government....That's called socialism..
September 23, 2009 | Registered CommenterDailyBail
Most of you think of this as funny....people like this are a nail in the coffin. I have travelled to 38 different states. If you think this is lack of intelligence is confined to California.... think again. One word "embarrassing" We're fucking fucked. Sorry for the big words I apologize if you have to use the dictionary. I am going to throw up now ummmmmmmmm...thanks.
October 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRussell W (Phoenix, AZ)
Is this poor lady in any way connected to Crawford, Texas? Her rambling style of speech and difficulty in focusing on the topics reminds me of a certain someone who summered there extensively.
October 16, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGoKaptur!
Still, at least she's got big tits. We've got Gordon Brown, he has no redeeming features at all.

Good luck America!
March 13, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBrit just passing by
What's really scary is we have people in the U.S. Congress who are less informed than this lady. And they can vote their bull-shit into law.
April 10, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSagebrush
uh-huh...
April 10, 2010 | Registered CommenterDailyBail
Veggies grow on trees. I think her head is good for cabbage patch. Like yeah, let's sell her then on farmer's market.
April 11, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterdaniela
The only thing worse than this: Americans who don't get up and talk at the City Council meeting, Americans who don't know a City Council exists, Americans who don't know City Council meetings take place. The worst of the worst: Americans who don't care.

In that context, this person represents one of the better Americans.
April 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDebra
Sad as it is, you make a good point, Debra.
April 11, 2010 | Registered CommenterDailyBail
Wanda: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I’ve known sheep who could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you, ape?
Otto: Apes don’t read philosophy.
Wanda: Yes they do, Otto, they just don’t understand it.
May 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJohn Russell
holy F! Why does anyone read fiction?
August 6, 2010 | Unregistered Commentercutterpunk

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