I Used To Think Freddie Mac Was A Pimp

Original song from comedians Rhett and Link.

• "I used to think that Freddie Mac was a pimp, but now my mutual fund is the one walking with a limp."

• "And Fannie Mae, you almost failed me, boo.  But the faithful feds, they bailed you."

Poor Lehman Brothers....yall got the shaft (shaft!)
The government said, good luck with that (shaft!)

And AIG, old Uncle Sam he loaned you
85 Billion, but now he owns you.

Some cry out, Weve become a socialist state!
While others say, We need to regulate.
Should I vote McCain or pull the lever for O-bama?
Im thinkin either way, Ill be movin back in with momma.
(but the cookins good---and I think shell drive me to work)

You see, I dont have much job security
Im an internet comedian...Im not sure thats even technically a job. I dont think it is.
I cant put my finger on it; but you know things have gone wrong
when I cant even afford to finish this...

Comments

[SweetWilliam]

Why does in internet comedian need someone to drive him to work?

[DailyBail]

i get your point but rhett and link are successful...you should check out some of their other stuff...

[john]

Speaking of super heros'.....from the no f-ing way dept...

Job center giving superhero capes to the unemployed

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/04/19/job-center-giving-superhero-capes-to-the-unemployed/

[john]

Collect the whole set... JP Morgue-on, Repo Man, Mers Woman, The Forecloser, The Bankster, Lord Blankenfein, Barb-bee and Ken (Lewis), The Timmygeist, The Jester, The Pall-son Bearer.......

[DailyBail]

wow...almost speechless at the link john...

[john]

Use the pix in my link to run this story!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110419/bs_yblog_thelookout/with-jobs-czar-under-fire-new-data-confirm-offshoring-trend

Maybe another action figure would be Fannie and Freddie (Bonnie and Clyde).....

[Dave]

Great videos DB I enjoyed taking on the tax code to. I agree it's true people that have that gift of talent have a cleaver way of reach more people. I also thought Florida Unemployment center giving out Super Hero capes to the Unemployed is bizarre. The numbers of Unemployment are as reliable as well... who knows? Considering we know now for sure more than ever that main stream media feeds you what the need you to know. Great stuff though thanks.

[DailyBail]

Glad you liked it Dave.