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Good Will Hunting Got It Right

Brilliant, especially in light of this.

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A?  That's a tough one.

Say I'm working at N.S.A. and somebody puts a code on my desk, something no one else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East, and once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hidin'- fifteen hundred people that I never met, never had no problem with get killed.

Now the politicians are sayin', oh, "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot, just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie over there, takin' shrapnel in the ass; he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from, and the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks.

Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so that we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price, and of course the oil companies use the little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices- a cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. They're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, o' course, maybe they even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis an' fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs; it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic.

So now my buddy's outta work, he can't afford to drive, so he's walkin' to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids, and meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.

So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it, why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard?  I could be elected President.



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yeah....but what would he really do?!! He was acting there. Its a freaking movie? There is a difference between the real world and the bizarro dreamland of movies/TV.

I would rather he take the job, infiltrate the NSA, collect evidence and find a means to "flick the switch" on these corrupt agencies so they are no more. But that's a fucking pipedream too!

Since neither will ever happen, so I'm going back to smoking the hash pipe in my man cave, and dream about what could be.
May 3, 2011 at 7:48 PM | Unregistered Commenterdogismyth
Dec 6, 2012 at 3:06 PM | Unregistered Commenteralberto
Dear DogIsMyth,

Given Chompsky's ratio, ie, that around 76% of any culture are organically (genetically) predisposed "libertarians", and that most of the remaining 23% are only "functionally" (meaning "acquired" or "learned" behavior) predisposed to "authoritarianism", leaving about 1% as "organic" or psychopathic behavior types (ie most of the political and banker / media queen types) who are the genetic fascists.

That means that 76% of the snoops sniffing I-net content, or scouring mental institution outpatient lists, for those (of us) they hope to label as ALKADA for the Flunky Bloated Ignoramuses to stooge in their little plots are with us.

It was an ex Regan Administration official, on CSPAN, that suggested the US needs a provisional government to clean out the nest of corruption that has stolen the structures of the republic's government.

The 76% "libertarian" bent rank and file civil servants may be our best hope. They are most likely collecting evidence, bugging the political leadership of the agencies they work in, and some, if we give it deep consideration, are planning - maybe even looking to execute a bunch of "citizen arrests", some might call it a "bloodless coup", and the installation of a provision government while those that have committed crimes against the constitution, and those that bribed the traitors (like loosing big poker pots to them in a Watergate Suite on any given night in DC) are sorted out for indictments. A coup followed by a provisional government to clean out this rats nest would be better than the pretense of self determination we endure now. Once the rats are shunted into those FEMA Camps they built to imprison us, for reeducation, ore sorted out, a process to restore the constitutional structures of government could come about pretty quick.

It's either that, or the weak and small clan of our self anointed dark nobility that infects every aspect of public life will learn there is no escaping option "B"! . What the self-anoints need to understand is that their options are limited - they should all just surrender now. There is a rick that some, most or all fascist "players" may find themselves holding their guts in, and then having their throat slit so they can spend the last 30 seconds of their poor genetically misguided life watching their loved ones get their heads turned to minced meat as they scream for the mercy of the gates of hell is the ONLY alternative behind door #2.

The fascist have already taken lame and too late actions to counter the threat from "libertarian" insiders. Look at the executive whistle blower orders - they're running scared - and they should be - if they were smart they'd all turn themselves in as states evidence immediately.

The fascist's behavior makes no sense. Do they really think their little clan can prevail against a 300 Million strong mob of mad dog Americans hungry for a vengeance that, when push comes to shove, on their blood will satiate?

They took to blue pill - and it will not protect them. And evey pillar of false authority they had previously leaned on in a prior life will be suffering the same consequence that they are suffering. When there is no way out - and your cause is false or criminal - surrender, or, suicide. There is no way to delay the trouble coming everyday. That "trouble", is the 300 Million strong Mad Dog American Mob.
Dec 6, 2012 at 3:41 PM | Unregistered CommenterThrob
Mar 16, 2013 at 11:26 PM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
I always figured it was something like this!!!

Mar 16, 2013 at 11:39 PM | Unregistered CommenterSagebrush

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