Dock Ellis And The LSD No Hitter
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Dock Ellis and the LSD No-No
In celebration of the greatest athletic achievement by a man on a psychedelic journey, Artist James Blagden proudly presents the animated tale of Dock Ellis' legendary LSD no-hitter. In the past few years we've heard all too much about performance enhancing drugs from greenies to tetrahydrogestrinone, and not enough about performance inhibiting drugs. If our evaluation of the records of athletes like Mark McGwire, Roger Clemens, Marion Jones, and Barry Bonds needs to be revised downwards with an asterisk, we submit that that Dock Ellis record deserves a giant exclamation point. Of the 263 no-hitters ever thrown in the Big Leagues, we can only guess how many were aided by steroids, but we can say without question that only one was ever thrown on acid.
Sadly, the great Dock Ellis died last December at 63. A year before, radio producers Donnell Alexander and Neille Ilel, had recorded an interview with Ellis in which the former Pirate right hander gave a moment by moment account of June 12, 1970, the day he no-hit the San Diego Padres. Alexander and Ilels original four minute piece appeared March 29, 2008 on NPRs Weekend America. When we stumbled across that piece this past June, Blagden and Isenberg were inspired to create a short animated film around the original audio.
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Update - New Video
No No: A Dockumentary (about Dock Ellis)
Links:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dock_Ellis
I was 4 years old when this happened (1970) and my first live game happened to be Cubs vs. Pirates, June 1971 at Wrigley Field with my cool aunt and less cool brother.
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"Ooh, I just made a touchdown."
To this day, the only ball I've ever caught at a major-league game was in Baltimore, Summer of 1991 (was 25), Veterans Stadium up North By Hopkins, before they built Camden Yard. We were sitting down the 1st base line. Dave Parker, playing for the Brewers at the time, nailed one foul 15 rows below us, then it bounced into our row and right next to me, rolling on the ground beneath a 4 year-old kid. As he was reaching down for the ball I snatched it from between his legs and celebrated. Then this incredibly intense feeling of being a complete asshole overtook my entire body (I'm not kidding, it was like God was introducing Tim Geithner to my colon), so I turned around and handed the kid the ball. His dad bought me a beer, and the O's won. Then we headed home and almost got arrested for climbing an old Baltimore tower, but that's another story, and it made no sense to even tell this one.
The Dock Ellis acid story reminds me of another player from his era, Bill "The Spaceman" Lee. A Red Sox pitcher, Lee "claimed his marijuana use made him impervious to bus fumes while jogging to work at Fenway Park."
Was Lee's drug use detrimental? I guess not. Who else can claim the following at age 65?
"On August 23, 2012, Bill pitched a nine inning complete game for the San Rafael Pacifics in San Rafael, California, beating the Maui Na Koa Ikaika 9-4. Using a homemade bat in the fifth inning he drove in the first run of the game for the Pacifics," which "gave him the record for the oldest pitcher to make a starting appearance, pitch a complete game and also to earn a win in a professional baseball game."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Lee_(left-handed_pitcher)
The Cubs-Pirates story reminds me of 2nd baseman Rennie Stennett of Pittsburgh, who in one 9-inning game set the modern day record for hits, with 7. And how did he amass 7 hits over the course of 9 innings, you ask? By playing the Cubs and beating them 22-0, that's how.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3YBTZ3xy1c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMSDo3BX5Ds&feature=related
Paige became the oldest to PLAY a game in the MAJORS (at age 59) by pitching 3 shutout innings in a 1965 game...
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/fifty-nine-year-old-satchel-paige-pitches-three-innings
...as opposed to PITCHING a complete game and winning PROFESSIONALLY (albeit in the minors), the distinction Lee achieved just this year.
The Dock Ellis cartoon is just wonderful.
I'll never forget it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball_Four
http://www.jimbouton.com/ballfour.html
http://www.amazon.com/Ball-Four-Jim-Bouton/dp/0020306652
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRUSLZ9J5c4
Ball Four Jim Bouton Sportscenter Segment 1970s
Yep, you're right of course, it was Memorial Stadium. I went to a lot of games between 90-92. I was working for Alex Brown & Sons, in downtown Baltimore. My first job in investment banking. I did corporate finance and wrote reports on the oil & gas sector, mostly companies that we were bringing public.
I'm guessing few people remember Alex Brown, but they were the biggest investment bank in the US not based in NYC, and their biggest claim to fame was being the lead bank on the Microsoft IPO in 1985 when they were still a tiny and relatively unknown company. Alex Brown eventually merged with Bankers Trust and then were bought by Deutsche Bank. The CEO at the time I worked there was Buzzy Krongard (a descendant of the Alex Brown family) and a few years later he became the executive director of the CIA (the #3 position).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A._B._Krongard
The 9/11 Commission Report stated:
"A single U.S.-based institutional investor with no conceivable ties to al Qaeda purchased 95 percent of the UAL puts on September 6 (2001) as part of a strategy that also included buying 115,000 shares of American on September 10.
http://www.fromthewilderness.com/free/ww3/10_09_01_krongard.html
So he bought a ton of puts but then hedged that position by going long a big chunk of American Airlines common stock -- that's not a strategy you would use if you knew an attack was coming. But still it is curious.
Babe Ruth 1.1636
Ted Williams 1.1155
Lou Gehrig 1.0798
Barry Bonds 1.0512
Jimmie Foxx 1.0376
Albert Pujols 1.0220
Hank Greenberg 1.0169
Rogers Hornsby 1.0103
Aside from serviing as a way to rank batters, the OPS stat is meainingless. This wastes the informational utility of its constituent stats, which tell us (1) the probability that the batter gets on base (OBP), and (2) the expected number of bases this batter will get in an at-bat (SLG). The blended stat OPS, by contrast, tells us next to nothing.
Now, if you MULTIPLY OBP by SLG (rather than adding them), you'd have a very close approximation of runs that the batter will individually create in an at-bat. Here is the above list of batters in order of OTS (OBP Times SLG):
Babe Ruth 0.3269
Ted Williams 0.3053
Lou Gehrig 0.2829
Barry Bonds 0.2696
Jimmie Foxx 0.2610
Albert Pujols 0.2519
Rogers Hornsby 0.2500
Hank Greenberg 0.2492
I just had to get that off my chest.
I absoultely erupted and had to be escorted out by security.
While it wasn't the last time I went to a game there, it was the last time I paid for a ticket.
It was just as well. It freed me up to follow the best game in town: the Wall Street Kleptocrats vs. the Main Street Victims.
Thanks for that update. Will add it to the story.
Good story. And solid stats work above. When I was a kid I used to play this strange baseball statistic game for hours based on bill james book. I can't remember what it was called.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_James
Great clip. Loved watching that.
http://m.mlb.com/cutfour/2016/04/23/174131782/manny-machado-makes-throw-to-first-from-his-knees-against-royals
That kid Machado can play.
Baltimore in the 1950s was amazing. The black community was incredibly strong, family-oriented and thriving. There were hundreds of successful black-owned businesses. Baltimore is still my favorite city on the East Coast.
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I lived on the same street that Alex Brown was on, whatever that was. I just lived about 12 blocks due west. The firehouse was the very first building on the other side of MLK on that street.
What is Fells Point like these days...
http://www.si.com/mlb/2016/03/28/jake-arrieta-chicago-cubs-profile
Go Cubs.
http://m.orioles.mlb.com/news/article/180892690/hyun-soo-kim-nolan-reimold-homer-in-os-win
http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/73955164/v870441683/balsd-upton-jr-robs-home-run-turns-two
http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/30145/jake-arrieta
And this guy.
http://m.mlb.com/player/121811/curt-schilling
I'm glad the Sox won. I do hope the Cubbies take it this year. If the O's cant.
Al Gore Compares His Climate Mission to Jackie Robinson
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2016/07/05/al-gore-compares-his-climate-mission-to-jackie-robinson/
In a recent interview, former Vice President Al Gore suggested his mission to save the world from Global Warming is comparable to Jackie Robinson‘s achievements.
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I believe Coach Terry Francona (and MLB) has a message for Al…
http://larrybrownsports.com/baseball/terry-francona-rocks-popeye-blow-me-down-shirt-during-interview-picture/90776
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/vander-meer-pitches-second-consecutive-no-hitter
He also watched Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig and the list goes on.