Deathmatch Poll: Cramer, Bernanke, Krugman or Greenspan?

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[gobias bluth]

Gobias “As long as Russia only has 1500 nuclear warheads and only 1,000 ways to deliver it to us, I think we shouldn't waste our money on a missile defense shield. Way to go Barry.”

What Others are Saying…
Palin “The Bush Doctrine sucks (whisper whisper), oh, the Obama Doctrine sucks. You betcha, we better hunker down.”
Obama "Listen, they, um, just needed to, um, hear my voice."
Nancy Reagan "Ronnie dear, please roll back over."
Bush 41 "Read my lips, a few less nukes."
Bush 43 "I know that the human being and fish can coexist peacefully in a nucular world.”
Michelle "I had a dream last night that Colin Powell and I were married. Affirmative action makes me hot.”
Hillary "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
Gore "I just found out that Mother Nature is a big carbon polluter. What a bitch. She better buy offsetting carbon credits.”

[Patrick]

Gotta be Cramer. He'd confuse them with his shrieking and then gnaw their eyes out. Seriously. Not only is he bad advice, he's also bad news.

[Freddyk]

Cramer wouldn't gnaw their eyes out, they would do it to themselves to avoid watching him flail and scream! And then they would likely rip off their own ears to avoid listening to his nonsense. That or they would collectively kill Cramer and then sit around a bonfire in a canabilistic craze talking about how brilliant they each are. The only injuries the remaining 3 would bear would be stiff arms from all of the work they would be doing patting themselves on the back.