Comedian Dennis Miller: 'Ivanka Should Be Vice President'

IVANKA FOR VICE PRESIDENT

This is a must-see clip from last night. Watch it all the way to the end.

In a 3-minute tour de force, Dennis Miller starts on Trump vs. Clinton and ends with a liberal takedown for the ages. Miller riffs and barely stops to breathe.

Hillary, the next President of Mexico, is annihilated. And Ivanka, imagine what she would do to pasty-faced Congress folk during negotiations. They will forget how to speak English. She is a knockout, 6 feet 3 inches in heels, and trained by Trump since she could talk. Trump chooses Ivanka and he wins.

You'll also hear about Michael Bloomberg getting booed at the University of Michigan for criticizing trigger warnings and college safe spaces. By the way, #DropOutHillary is now trending on Twitter. Click the link and read some of the hilarity. It is being pushed by Bernie Bros of course, but Trump supporters are getting in on the fun.

YOUR NEXT VICE PRESIDENT IVANKA TRUMP

💋 pic.twitter.com/XGWufZfH3Z

— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) May 4, 2016

BEATS THE HELL OUT OF BIDEN

Comments

[DailyBail]

"I think it's a micro-podium if Bloomberg is that far above it."

[DailyBail]

"Hillary still leads in the head to head battle to be President of Mexico."

[skinflint]

Pick one and only one. You can't pick both.
http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/08/16/former-bikini-model-mrs-trump-no-3-would-be-an-eye-popping-first-lady-238602
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2720212/A-straw-visor-muumuu-Hillary-SoulCycle-shorts-Bill-Relaxed-Clintons-enjoy-downtime-beach-dogs.html

[skinflint]

I have just now completed my first lap around the internet. There is nothing left to see or do and will now spend my time in thoughtful repose while cutting my wrists with razor blades and self flagellating at the altar while screaming holy chants in an effort to unsee this unholy creature.
http://www.eonline.com/news/687680/chelsea-clinton-s-impressive-bikini-body-on-display-during-italian-vacation-see-the-photos
I'm going to throw up now.

[DailyBail]

First Chelsea. You're irish. She looks irish to me. She has no boobs so I am not inspired, Her stomach is solid but she's see-through pale. I probably would for the story I could tell. That would be enough reason.

[DailyBail]

Pick One And You Can't Pick Both

You have headline skill. As for the Hillary photos, you are now banned for posting animal pornography.

[DailyBail]

Do not talk to me in this thread unless you have watched this Dennis Miller clip. It's that good, especially the bit at the end about Europe.

[DailyBail]

In light of two GOP candidates dropping out of the presidential race, the Twitter community is calling on Democrat Hillary Clinton to follow suit. The hashtag #DropOutHillary has skyrocketed to No.1 in US trends, spewing funny memes and mockery.

http://twitter.com/hashtag/dropouthillary?f=tweets&vertical=news&src=tren

[DailyBail]

Trump’s Secret Weapon: Ivanka

http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/05/05/trumps-secret-weapon-ivanka/

[skinflint]

They never leave once they are invited in.
http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/27/us/nanny-squatter/
First Chelsea. You're irish.
Great. Now I have to disavow my heritage. TGIF. It's Miller Time. The microdesk was hilarious. Bloomberg being booed was special, placement wise.

[DailyBail]

Skin

I just used your joke in the Melania Trump story.