Colbert On Oyster Herpes And Seafood Tainted By BP's Underwater Oil Plumes: "My Mouth Is Watering Already"

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Video:  Stephen Colbert on the BP spill -- Aug. 23, 2010

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[DailyBail]

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[DailyBail]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/25/the-sage-of-spills-rick-s_n_693812.html

What Steiner said to me during that first interview was blunt, depressing -- and struck me as having the ring of truth. Little did I know how true.

"Government and industry will habitually understate the volume of the spill and the impact, and they will overstate the effectiveness of the cleanup and their response," he told me at the time. "There's no such thing as an effective response. There's never been an effective response -- ever -- where more than 10 or 20 percent of the oil is ever recovered from the water.

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[S. Gompers]

How about fishermen being "asked" to sign waivers that put the full responsibility for toxins found in the catch on the fishermen themselves?

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2010/0821/fishermen-held-responsible-toxic-seafood/

[S. Gompers]

"Government and industry will habitually understate the volume of the spill and the impact, and they will overstate the effectiveness of the cleanup and their response," he told me at the time. "There's no such thing as an effective response. There's never been an effective response -- ever -- where more than 10 or 20 percent of the oil is ever recovered from the water. "

That is true, it is cheaper to make commercials saying it is clean and people fall for it every time, just as they did with the Exxon Valdez.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/06/us/06alaska.html

[DailyBail]

Great link on the fisherman/liability...fucking unbelievable...