BRILLIANT: Vermin Supreme For President!
Forget The Phony, Vote For The Pony
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"When I'm President, everyone gets a free pony."
Vermin Supreme, 2012 Democratic Presidential Candidate
Unlike some other states, getting on to the New Hampshire Primary Ballot is incredibly simple. Thousands of signatures aren't needed, only $1,000 and a page-long form. Most importantly, party approval is not required.
Vermin Supreme is one of 44 candidates that New Hampshire residents can vote for on Tuesday. He believes that America should be better prepared for the impending zombie apocalypse, and -- if elected President -- he has also vowed to travel back in time to kill the infant Adolf Hitler. Mr. Supreme also plans a compulsory tooth-brushing law, and also promises a pony for every American.
I interviewed Vermin Supreme at a Rick Santorum event in Manchester. He took to the podium before Santorum arrived and spoke to the standing-room only crowd for 15 minutes before Santorum's people had him ejected from the building.
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Vermin Supreme celebrates Halloween with campaign stop in Salem, Mass.
On Saturday, October 27th, Free Pony Party presidential candidate Vermin Supreme stormed the streets of Salem, Massachusetts, for an impromptu campaign stop.
Read about his campaign here:
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On October 16th, 2012, Green Party presidential candidate Jill Stein was arrested attempting take part in the Presidential Debate at Hofstra University. Meanwhile, Free Pony Party Candidate Vermin Suprem made three attempts to enter the debate, and was turned away each time.
Nov 5, 2012 at 11:44 PM
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