GOTTA LOVE NEW YORKERS
It was an extremely rough night for Ted Cruz. After giving a concession speech that included a bizarre sexual reference to America on her back, Cruz learned that in at least one district of Westchester County, he got whooped by a man in a coma. More precisely, he got whooped by a man in a coma who wasn't even running.
I’d like to personally thank New York’s 16th district for this tremendous gift.
TED CRUZ AS A TEENAGER
WORLD DOMINATION
In 1988, high school senior Ted Cruz reflected on his life's ambitions while attending Second Baptist School in Houston, Texas.
This is a must see:
Cruz Makes Sexual Reference, Creeps Out Entire Nation