Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger

Aug 3, 2011 at 12:56 PM
DailyBail in Social Security, comedy, comedy, comedy video, humor, onion, satire, social security

New report from The Onion released last week.  This is pretty funny.

The new law will remove restrictions on cigarettes, drugs, and alcohol as well as provide tax incentives for seniors who bungee jump and skydive.

Related Onion wisdom:

• US To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Via Cash4Gold.com
• Treasury Department Issues Emergency Recall Of All US Dollars
• Obama’s Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner
• U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out The National Debt
• Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's

---

And perhaps the funniest one of them all:

"It's Time To Close The National Money Hole"

 

 

Article originally appeared on The Daily Bail (http://dailybail.com/).