CRUZ SUPPORTERS NOW AT DEFCON 5
Ted Cruz, the gelatinous slice of Canadian bacon still running for President, is almost history. He has entered the final death spiral as he stumbles his way toward Cleveland. Yet today, his supporters, including Neocon fascist William Kristol and establishment drone David Brooks, were up in arms about Manafort's comments. This is proof the Never-Trump crowd has absolutely nothing left in the tank. Like Cruz's candidacy, the Republican establishment is trapped in a public death spiral, a vortex of pain for our viewing pleasure. Their days of influence are numbered. The Trump revolution has fundamentally changed the Party. And the pundits are losing their minds on cable every day talking about it. Tonight on PBS NewsHour, David Brooks seriously looked like he was ready to commit suicide.
I have no words to describe how glorious it was to witness.
WHERE IT ALL STARTED GOING WRONG FOR CRUZ
TED'S DEATH SPIRAL
WARNING: THIS IS COMPLETELY DISGUSTING
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