WATCH: Jay Leno Tells Obama How To Shut Down Gitmo
May 2, 2013 at 2:46 PM
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Jay Leno rips Obama over Gitmo.

'Declare it a small business and tax it out of existence.'

President Obama held a press conference earlier today, and he said he still wants to close the Guantanamo Bay prison facility, but he doesn't know how to do it. He should do what he always does: declare it a small business and tax it out of existence. It will be gone in a minute.

Aired Monday April 30.

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Bonus Clip

Leno on AP's decision to no longer use 'Illegal Immigrant'

And in a groundbreaking move, the Associated Press, the largest news gathering outlet in the world, will no longer use the term 'illegal immigrant.' That is out. No longer 'illegal immigrant.' They will now use the phrase 'undocumented Democrat.'

Aired April 3, 2013

 

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Double Bonus Clip

Unemployment is so high, we're watching people work on TV.

Dov Davidoff rants about lies, unemployment and people having too many babies.

 

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Jay Leno's Chris Dodd Joke

"Hey, you hear about this?  Very strange incident at JFK Airport in New York City today.  An AIG executive going through security had to empty out all his pockets. You know what fell out?  Senator Chris Dodd."

 

Jay Leno's Goldman Joke

"This just in -- $8.7 billion of our money has gone missing in Iraq.  I didn't realize they had a branch of Goldman Sachs in Baghdad."

 

 

15 Favorite Jokes About Goldman Sachs

 

 

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