GREAT CHINESE BULLDOZER BATTLE
Six will enter the octagon, and only one shall leave.
What started with fists ended with dozers. The real-life Transformers action took place Saturday in the Northern Chinese city of Hebei, involving two rival construction crews. Think West Side Story, only in China, where locals smoke, spit and have massive fights involving 20-ton earth-moving equipment, in the street. There really is only one conclusion that can be drawn from the incident: We need common sense Bulldozer Control Laws.