Hitler Misses The Bull Market
Aug 26, 2009 at 6:35 AM
DailyBail in bottom, financial comedy, financial comedy, hitler, satire, spoof, stock market

Hitler is upset with his inner circle for selling stocks at the bottom of the market in March.  The Allies are advancing towards Berlin and the fuhrer has no funds left to thwart the onslaught.  He laments that even Citigroup, which is 'basically bankrupt', has rallied almost 500% from the lows, yet his money is stuck in cash earning 3%.

 

 

 


 

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