Original song from Eva Moon & The Lunatics...
I want a man who’s a mortgage lender
Oozing assurance and dripping wit
I want a man with risky assets
Who wants to achieve a strategic fit
Supply my demand, I’ll deliver the goods
Meet in the middle and let it begin
Don’t even think of a hostile foreclosure
Let’s try a merger that’s win/win
Chorus:
You’re my target market. My billion dollar plan
My subprime obsession. You’re my bailout man
I want a man who’s hedging options
Fast and loose with securities
He’s not afraid to think outside the box
Not the type to go for plan B
I want substantial return on investment
I want a man who fills the right niche
Ready to sign a long term agreement
Won’t even think of the bait and switch
You're my target market...
Looking to make a new acquisition
Snatching financial institutions
Looking to maximize penetration
This is my value proposition
You're my target market...