QUEENZILLA REVEALS HER BIG PLAN TO CREATE JOBS
She is caught off-guard by the question and has no answer for 90 seconds while repeating platitudes about how good jobs help Americans live better lives, until the neurotransmitter fires and she remembers she is a Democrat, and good Democrats promote stimulus spending, and so boom, now she can relax for a sec and consider what an asshole Jake Tapper is for asking tough questions when it's her coronation we are talking about here, and so damnit she's going to create jobs the good old-fashioned way, the government way, the Roosevelt way, her way ... using your flippin' money.
Which is not to say our infrastructure isn't complete shit, but could she not have mentioned the private sector at least once before succumbing to the easy layup of a trillion-dollar borrowed stimulus. We tried that shovel-ready bullshit 8 years ago, and nada.
Hillary Can Fix The Economy, She Has The Ultimate Set Of Tools
FAST TIMES -- SPICOLI CAN FIX IT
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