PRESIDENT CHELSEA SPEAKS
THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING A CLINTON PRINCESS
While campaigning in Maryland, Chelsea admits that her mother Hillary is planning to use the Supreme Court to enact and enforce much more aggressive gun control legislation, and that she looks forward to a 'definitive ruling' on the issue from her mother's liberal court.
Chelsea has had a pretty decent ride so far. She made $500,000 per year working for a hedge fund where she never traded. She made $600,000 per year stringing for NBC News where she did fluff pieces on monkeys with autism every few months. And now, who the hell knows what she makes as Chief Pimp for the Clinton Foundation.
"So if you listen to Moms Demand Action and the Brady Campaign and the major efforts pushing for smart, sensible and enforceable gun control across our country, they say they believe the next time the Court rules on gun control, it will make a definitive ruling."